I saw Pi Joe.

I give it 3.14 stars.

Crappy’s “I can see your house from here” also nearly brought me to orgasm but that might just be the booze talking now.

Wait. What ?

After Chino brings all the funny Deux-Deux-Deux says,

“Virgin movies have waited this long, why would they want me to watch them ?

Only took three days to figure out that piece of tragicomedy.

trishalinedm says:

Listen you douchbags this is my husbands custom truck that he has had since 79 and is a piece of art. Something that us vanners take pride in something that we work hard for. You guys are just jealous because you couldn’t possibly own anything of value and have to sit on your asses all day because you have no life and rag on anything that you can just to get your kicks and in the mean time you have no idea who this person is you are trashing!! You are trashing his reputation!! Do you know that is a crime to give out false information about people unless you have information to back up your comments that you are sending out to millions of people?? Its called defremation of charachter!! I’d watch your tongues if I were you? How would you feel if you were called a child molestor?? Unless you know the person you are talking about you shouldn’t talk about anyone!! You want to rag on me too? I have a custom truck with a mural of the wizard of oz on it!! These are award winning trucks and we are just 2 out of hundreds of other custom vans out there. And we are very much regular people with ordinary lives!! So you should not speak of what you do not know of!! So get a life douchbags!!!

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/barbarella-is-serious-business#comments

(BTK, second the Panda. I bow my head both in respect of that joke and in shame for not having come up with it first)

RoboPanda says:

Since I wasn’t here earlier:

Joe Gazzam has been tapped to write the screenplay centering on the character that was immortalized by Jane Fonda in the 1968 original.

They should have hired his brother Ore. His work is breathtaking!

tucker max
Token Black Guy says:
If I wanted to witness a stripper mock someone for being a nerd I’d go visit my mother in prison.

lovely bones
Donkey Hodey says:
Alternate Title: Touched By an Angel Who was Touched by a Rapist.

THE THREAD OF THE YEAR! ROLLER COASTER RIDE! BREATHTAKING!
SmokeEmIfYouGotEm says:
When hearing the news Roger Ebert’s jaw dropped.

good advice for teenagers
Burnsy says:
If Michael Bay hands you a bucket . . . wash his Ferrari.

-AND-
Jacktion! says:
If you’re a fat comic . . . get a job on Saturday Night Live.

geyser of stupid
Jacktion! says:
In a world where terrorists are trying to hijack planes, these two TSA agents are all that stands between freedom and tyranny.
Checkers
Thanksgiving 2010.

Shop 101 says:

Targeting the smallest and weirdest audience by preying on their natural curiosity is no way to make money.

It is however a good way to lose your job on the ice cream truck.

The Mighty Feklahr now has a full time ice cream truck night shift driver!

Burnsy:

Ryan Gosling is signed on to star in The Nice Man. He’s a contract killer and his weapon is kindness.