Hey there. So. (*casually tracing finger across desk*) I got another Robogeisha trailer after the jump. You, uh, wanna see it? You’ll see some geishas transform into tanks and cut people with mouth swords and lactate, all set to a Muzak version of “Live and Let Die….” I mean… no big deal. It’s just, I thought you might like it, after the hard day you’ve been having and all. Take a load off. I’ll give you a massage. We can watch it together. Ahh, see? Isn’t that better? Do you feel your troubles melting away in a pool of Shrimp tempura to the eyeballs and creepy Silence of the Lambs voiceover? I knew you would. Now turn over, it’s time for your happy ending. Whoop, looks like you beat me to it.
[via Twitch]


Robogeisha riding a unicorn or GTFO.
Their feet are bound… TO KICK ASS!
*Air guitar*
Dumb gooks don’t know a chainsaw from a circular saw. Get off my lawn.
Donk-He thought that was only in Chinese culture? That is also why He avoided the “Happy Family” joke He was going to make.
The Japanese are tough to make fun of, and one can only dip into the “Hiroshima/tentacle rape” well so many times.
Is this that new Japanese gameshow I’ve heard about?
Most Extleme Erimination Chainsaw!!
Woman with saw in mouth no different than any woman. Avoid teeth for best happy results.
Yeah yeah, so maybe TECHNICALLY Geishas don’t do foot-binding…
(Fuck me)
I knew it! Chinese circular saws go from left to right, not up and down!
This is like a mix between a fever dream and a wet dream…and I think I’m in love.
I married a robogeisha. Now she’s an old ball n’ chainsaw.
GEISHA IS…..fucking weird.
Robogeishas are terrible masseuses anyway; they only have two-stroke engines.
How do I get in on this massage action?
Hairy Kerry inDEED!
I think that Robogeisha is named Makita…
New (old?) up!
If you put a few of them together they could form a bandsaw.
*s’up corner?
Van Up.
My friend ordered a Robogeisha from the back of a magazine. He was thrilled when it arrived. He quickly assemled her and put in the batteries. She came to life and waited for his command.
He got undressed, laid down on his bed and said “69″.
She left the room.
My friend was confused, but by the time he sat up, she’d returned with a fresh plate of beef and broccoli.
tee hee, her saw reticulates.