He loves ‘s’. That explains the lisp.
Variety reports that Bryan Singer has signed on to produce (and maybe direct) an Excalibur remake. The 1981 version (trailer below along with a picture of the actual sword) starred Liam Nesson, Helen Mirren, Gabriel Byrne, and Patrick Stewart, among others. I heard from a very reliable source (my subconscious) that Singer’s remake is going to feature lots of teenagers showering.
Excalibur, as most of you probably already know, is the story of King Arthur, who theorized that one could time travel within his own lifetime, and led an elite group of knights around a round table to develop a top-secret project known as Holy Grail. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, King Arthur prematurely pulled the magic sword from the stone, and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through crystal-ball transmissions with Merlin, the project observer, who appears in the form of a hologram, that only King Arthur can see and hear. Trapped in the past, King Arthur finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.
~ robopanda
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Will there be coconuts?
The theaters showing this will be divided up into different colored seating sections.
I miss Lance a lot.
This movie will premiere on a Friday knight.
Robo, I would fuck that synopsis. I would fuck that synopsis so hard.
Yes, this King Arthur/Quantum Leap idea of yours NEEDS to happen.
I logged on to mention how brilliant panda’s quantum leap piece was but since Ofmen already has this covered, Am I the only one who still wants them to make a final episode of quantum leap where Sam get to go home? I remember the SciFi channel before they stupid-ed up their name announced a made for TV movie about it, but nothing ever happened. I guess they chose to produce “Boa vs. Python” instead.
Wise man once say strange woman lying in pond, distributing swords is no basis for system of government.
“Ex-Calibur” is what Stoney calls it when he attacks a woman with a large blade!
Ooh! Shiny!
In this version Excalibur isn’t the sword but one of those retro cars that Liberace probably ponced about in. Arthur becomes king by getting 12mpg out of it.
Banner pic: The Mighty Feklahr did not realize that the crest on Superman’s uniform was the new intergalactic symbol for “cock”.
*updates universal translator*
Thank you, Fek, for finding the joke under my nose.
I’d be happy if they just did a shot-by-shot remake of Arthur riding out to the tune of “O’ Fortuna”.
GRRRRR…. THE ORIGINAL OOH WAA AH AH!
Thank you, Fek, for finding the joke under my nose.
Fek pulled the sword from the Stone.
Now he gets to fuck my ex wife. Again.
I went looking for Excalibur and only found a rundown strip club outside the city limits.
Now he gets to fuck my ex wife.
Bah, like throwing a beef log into a wood-chipper!
The final episode of Quantum Leap should have been him saying “fuck it” and jumping off a bridge. Get it??? Quantum LEAP??
Screw you guys, I’m going home…