BRUCE WILLIS TO BECOME EXPENDABLE
08.17.09
See this tie? I could kill you with this tie.
It’s not just a Rumer*. Yet another action star has signed on to The Expendables. So far the film features Sylvester Stallone (also directing), Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, *deep breath* Steve Austin, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, among others. Now add Bruce Willis. MTV reports:
“I don’t know anything about [my character] yet, haven’t seen any pages yet,” Willis explained. “But I’m excited about it.”
Willis confirmed to us that the scene will involved himself, Arnold and Sly together on camera. “That’s the concept,” he said with a grin. “That’s the plan.”
OMG! OMG! *jumping around waving frantically* I’m so excited! *chokes out an eagle* Eeeeeeeeeeee! *punts a baby deer into traffic* Eeeeeeeeeeee! *rapes a jaguarundi* Eeeeeeeeeeee! *puts in DVD of Perfect Stranger* . . .
Meh. I’m over it.
~ robopanda
* ha cha cha cha
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Add Travolta to this cast and I might go see it. Oh, in drag.
But really, make fun of it all you want. I’ll watch anything with Bruce Willis in it. Including snuff films (did I spell snuff right?).
Can you imagine a crossover with Commando and Rambo back in the day? Yeah, this is like 20 years too late, but it might be fun.
Speaking of Arnold, that motherfucker has more important things to do, like convincing Hollywood to make all of their Louisiana movies here in L.A. from now on.
Oh, they’ll come for the Bruce Willis but they’ll stay for the Eric Roberts.
I came for Julia Roberts before (into a tissue), does that count?
Frankly, no. Eric’s the pretty one.
It counts as long as it was 10-20 years ago.
Wow, this is the second post in a row about a movie starring a wrestler.
Sanjay Dutt. Look it up.
Can I just take your word for it Jacktion?
My dick just blasted it’s abs.
Can I just take your word for it Jacktion?
No kidding, I’m resisting the urge to go to Google with all my might, fearing a rickrolling or something.
Shouldent the “it’s not a rumor” line be reserved for Arnold’s character?
Alas, nothing so devious. He’s an Indian born professional wrestler.
It would be a defremation if Bruce Willis’ character isn’t named “Mr. Falcon”.
This is the most testosterone-packed thing to ever come out of Hollywood.
With the exception of Michelle Rodriguez, of course.
Terry Crews is in this shit. That’s all we need to know.
After sitting through LF or DH I’m kinda meh on Willis being in anything.
The Expendables is also what Rooster calls the kids in the back of the Rape-Van.
Expendables or Expandables? Ugh, I quit.
What’s the tagline for The Expendables? Always leave your man behind?