Comments on: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.

By: remeadial

remeadial — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:26:32 +0000

Here’s my attempt:
Win, Lose, or Draw – a young family finds themselves caught inside the canvas as two families try to draw pictures and craziness ensues. Its Never Ending Story goes Jumanji. Derp Deee Derp.

By: FoxtrotAlphaRogerTango

FoxtrotAlphaRogerTango — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:29:42 +0000

The only Trivial Pursuit I see here is arguing against a “SORRY” Movie!

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:06:30 +0000

It wouldn’t hurt the maniacs involved in conjuring a Monopoly movie to borrow from Clue and throw in a saucy French maid. She could use the iron or polish the boot or something.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:45:40 +0000

I don’t want to heap flaming piles of retarded internet commenter shit all over myself, but I did love the movie Clue as a kid.

I did too, but if Ridley Scott manages to make a quirky, tongue-in-cheek film about Monopoly or there’s a single joke in the Battleship movie that doesn’t make me want to stab myself then I, sir, will eat my hat.

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:45:17 +0000

The only thing fun about Monopoly i can remember was the Monopoly money. The game itself was an hours worth of meh, until it stopped raining or it was teatime. The Monopoly money though; a lively childhood imagination could find much amusement with that. “You better not be holdin’ out on me you bitch or i’ll cut yo’ jiveass face off.”

By: Thunderdan

Thunderdan — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:43:14 +0000

risk 2: in space

By: Karribiner

Karribiner — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:41:24 +0000

I don’t want to heap flaming piles of retarded internet commenter shit all over myself, but I did love the movie Clue as a kid.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:40:16 +0000

No, really guys, is the page totally fucked for anybody else?

It gets that way for me sometimes, but refreshing usually fixes that. That, and a nice firm backhand. You gotta let the site know who’s boss.

By: JIMBONE JONES

JIMBONE JONES — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:39:58 +0000

They should make a movie where a bunch of 80′s douchebags cant seem solve a puzzle so they get some asian guy to do it for them and call it Rubic’s Cube

By: Thunderdan

Thunderdan — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:38:28 +0000

and hungry hungry hippos is an allegory for the rise of otto von bismarck and the founding of the second reich