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Good news, folks, Columbia pictures just put Bad Boys 3 into development. The only real question is whether Martin Lawrence is too big of a star since the grand slam of Big Momma’s House 2, Wild Hogs, College Road Trip, and Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins.
Columbia Pictures is developing a third installment of the high-octane “Bad Boys” franchise, tapping Peter Craig [Sally Field's son - really] to pen the screenplay.
The hope is to have a script that would reunite director Michael Bay, producer Jerry Bruckheimer and stars Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. At this point, with the project in the early stages, none has a deal to return. The “Boys” movies feature Smith and Lawrence as Miami detectives Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett, caught up in cases involving car chases and explosions. [THR]
“Captain? We’ve received word that some terrorists are planning to take over the esplanade. The case could get… explosive. And we’ll need someone with… car chase experience. But who? Ever since we started the Connecticut program, our only recruits are wannabe desk jockeys and snot-nosed pencil pushers.”
“Dammit! I kicked those loose cannons Lowrey and Burnett off the force — those sons a bitches caused me more paperwork than my third wife’s custody battle! But… they’re the best. And now… we need them more than ever.”
*YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
Additionally: I worry negotiations may break down when Michael Bay accidentally refers to Martin Lawrence as “Mudflap“.
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I’d rather watch a movie about Roscoe’s brother Leroy.
The Esplanade is popular with the rapper types.
CURSE YOU TO GRETHOR, BOPA!!!!!
Leeroy Jenkins would really man(a) up in that flick
and I lurve you Bopa
I have spinning chrome dubs on my Esplanade.
Has anyone from Hollywood ever been to Miami? It should be called Bad Goys and be about my grandmother’s disapproval of the Cuban family down the street.
Fact:
Peter Craig was conceived in the back of a Trans Am. He has to shave his upper lip every 2 hours to prevent a Reynolds ‘stache.
Ow. My dick.
Desi Arnaz would say he had some esplanading to do.
I remember reading a rumor that Martin had begged Will to do Bad Boys 2 because he needed money. I’m sure this is different.
At least they’ve got chicken.
Once again, please don’t spoil my posts by linking news stories in my comments section. Thank you.
Sorry. :(
Fine, but can they make this one 3 1/2, maybe 4 hours long? I felt they didn’t take the time to really develop the characters in the first two. Yeah, they’re black and witty, but why are they black
and witty?Vinnie is the Mike Lowrey of comment regulation.
They should cast a white guy in this one. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
The first thing the writer needs to figure out is what the skill is that Martin Lawrence’s “character” isn’t good at that he masters at the very end so that Will Smith’s “character” can tell him; “Now that’s how you sposta’ _______!”
Now that’s how you sposta’ jog while wearing multiple layers!
Now that’s how you sposta’ balance your checkbook!
You can make it! Your comment is the faster comment! This is the faster comment! *guns it*
We gettin’ to old for dis shit!
Now that’s how you sposta’ stay outta traffic when you freebasin’!
Now that’s how you sposta’ be “exhausted”.
Now that’s how you sposta’ sexually harass the chick who played Gina!
According to Hollywood naming conventions, this one will be ‘Bad Boys: Takeover’ and the next will simply be ‘The Bad Boys’.
I’m pretty sure it’ll be something like “BB3.” They won’t be able to help themselves and will focus on how the number 3 is almost a “B.”
Now that’s how you sposta’ market this movie!
I don’t have enough hate in my body to throw at this.