After the tranny picture from earlier I can see how a person might’ve read this headline and thought I meant testicles, but I was actually just trying to combine the words “CGI” and “eyeballs.” Haha, good story, Vince. Anyway, this is the new poster for James Cameron’s Avatar, featuring Zoe Saldana and her CGI-embiggened eyeballs as Neytiri, a member of the Na’vi race of blue aliens. See, the blue aliens catch the red aliens invading their turf, so they’re all like, “Hey, what do ju putos theenk you’re doin, ése? Thees ees our planet, homes,” and then they have a big dance/knife fight. I mean, I think that’s what happens. I don’t really know, I didn’t go to Comic Con.
Avatar opens December 18th and features a mix of 3D live-action and CGI that’s either “universe shattering” or “meh, it’s okay I guess” depending on whom you ask.
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The purple aliens have difficulty finding acceptance with either group.
So..uhh… do they have them glowing freckles everywhere?
I hope the blue aliens C-walk all over the red aliens.
But none of them like green eggs and ham.
Donk, you wondering if the running lights match the track lighting?
The yellow aliens have velly, velly tiny balls.
Eye Doctor: Better or worse? 1 or 2?
Neytiri: 2 is better.
Eye Doctor: Better or worse? 3 or 4?
Neytiri: Oh, Terminator 4 was waaay worse.
Is there somebody from CSI with a blacklight looking for DNA on her face?
id fuck zoe saldana in any color: blue, white, red, orange; well, i guess any color but black
The white aliens don’t like balls at all. They can’t dance, you see.
Banner Pic:
Looks like Nightcrawler in drag.
CGI Blue Balls? CGI, acronym for Cant Get Ingested.
Angelena Jolie just saw the next thing she’s getting enlarged.
“I know what your thinking, why didn’t I take the red alien?”
Ironically, when getting assignments for the big diamond heist, the blue alien got the moniker Mr. Pink. Which then resulted in a turgid discussion of catagorical imperatives.
Yo southwest US dwellers, any of you feel those earthquakes.
Na’vi, Natiri Na’vi/
Natiri Na’vi!
Natiri Na-ah-ah’vi!
Wow, fucked that one up. I’m color blind so I can’t tell a natiri from a neytiri. Kept me out of the military, that did.
I’ve been waiting for photograpic evidence that Michael Jackson was really dead. Thanks, Vinnie!
[pulls dick out from between couch cusious]
Aaaaaand CUT!
The other kind of CGI-Balls are Special FX-Rated.
CGI Joe?
That’s not blue.
That’s indigofuckyourself JamesCameron’smovie.
Hey Vinky: CGeye Balls!
Somebody get that bitch a Biore strip.
The problem with being a blue alien is that you’re a lot less likely to receive the Heimlich maneuver when you need it.
No matter how much they cum their balls are still blue.
When someone read me the headline “Zoe Saldana blue for role in Cameron’s Avator” I figured around 2 or 3 producers. Then I found out they weren’t spelling it B L E W.