AROOOOOOOOO, WOLF MAN TRAILER
08.20.09
In their ongoing quest to market a promising film badly, Universal decided to release the new trailer for The Wolf Man exactly one hour after the Avatar trailer was scheduled to be released. The trailer is below (HQ copy here), and a whole slew of new images are available at LatinoReview.
The Wolf Man stars Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving, the triumvirate known in some circles (read: nowhere) as Scowly, Scary, and Forehead. The first director (Mark Romanek) dropped out and was replaced by Joe Johnston (Hidalgo, Jumanji), known in most circles as “Who?”.
~ robopanda
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How many damn Twilight trailers are they going to release?
(the cast on this does genuinely sound awesome though I always expect tragedy when they change directors out so often).
I like Hugo Weaving because I like when a last name is the progressive form of a verb.
I think I exhausted all my werewolf jokes yesterday.
Hollywood is going to ruin filmdrunk by putting out nothing but vampire, zombie, and werewolf movies thereby eliminating all of the funny from this site. Oh and Paul Blart sequels.
It could be worse, they could be making Rob Schneider movies.
Oh shit, I just jinxed it, didn’t I?
Fek’lhr: “Hey, Joe Johnston, you Targ-suckling baktag, how did you get the job of director for Wolfman?
JJ: “I like to make werewolf MOVIES!”
Fek: *slams a Coors Light*
I like Emily Blunt because I like when a last name is a descriptive that may or may not point to an embodied quality.
Also, tits.
His pubic hair was perfect.
Fek, PBR is what all the cool kids drink these days. Oh and get tattoos of.
If there isn’t a single review of this movie that refers to it as “a ‘howling’ good time” I’ll eat my boxers.
Fuck me, Emily Blunt is an aptronym. Repetitive head injuries have robbed me of so much.
I took underwater Hugo Weaving in college.
That looks like one of the better movies that I’m never going to watch.
Needs more David Naughton.
Studies indicate that most, if not all, reports of werewolf activity can be rationally explained as nothing more than Robin Williams on a coke bender.
Rose McGowan stars as the moon.
I hope the soundtrack is done by Shaggy.
Token! I thought you’d be lurking in this thread. Somebody needs to tell that white chick to “LOOK OUT! DA MONSTAH’S RIGHT BEHIND J00, GURRRRRRLLLL!!1!”
Rose McGowan stars as Girl I Really Want To Motorboat.
Is there a magnesium fire burning in the background?
Ryan Gossling kills werewolves with love and roses.
Haha Stone, that’s how people entertained themselves before tv I think.
(*rummages furiously through yesterday’s werewolf thread…*)
Aha!
In his top-hat and 3-piece suit, Benicio Del Toro’s Wolfman looks a right debonair-wolf!
(*watches trailer … no top-hat*)
Dang.
A Cuban werewolf in London? How peculiar.