Comments on: MATT DILLON & STEP BROTHER GUARD THE MONEY

By: Erswi

Erswi — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:39:02 +0000

Fek, I told you that was clearly not my fault. I am not to be held responsible if Chodin cannot hold his ~~liquor~~ defecate.

By: BadKarma

BadKarma — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:01:15 +0000

Is this a prequel to “Heat”?

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:20:17 +0000

When He first read the title, He was sure it read “Guard the MONKEY”, and thought it was the new “nuke the fridge”.

Then He determined a monkey going apeshit in a locked up armoured van mauling and mutilating Matt Damon was a pretty solid idea.

…

What?

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:17:32 +0000

THAT’S DE MONAY!

*pours out his 40 for Harvey Korman*

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:05:58 +0000

I saw an episode of CSI: Miami like this once. They tracked down the robbers by finding powdered doughnut residue on the engine block of the armored truck. Apparently, it was one of the drivers! Anyway, to get to the point here, does this have David Caruso in it?

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:02:48 +0000

I wouldn’t let Matt Dillon guard my rock garden, let alone my money.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:52:14 +0000

Apparently Matt Dillon is still working with retards.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:41:47 +0000

This is going to be the Transformers’ version of ‘Innerspace’.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:34:32 +0000

I’d rather heist an Armour hot dog.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:33:05 +0000

That trailer brings back terrible memories of my first girlfriends chastity belt. When it comes to explosive lock opening techniques, sometimes less is more.

R.I.P. Jenny 1983 – 1998