Comments on: 14 SEXY SECONDS OF ABS-TINENCE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:37:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212149 Michelle07 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:23:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212149 I can't wait for the third movie when she hooks up with Casper and then the fourth when she lets a troll touch her dirty spot and then the fifth when Michael Vick falls for her. I'm saying she doesn't attract nice boys. No siree. I can’t wait for the third movie when she hooks up with Casper and then the fourth when she lets a troll touch her dirty spot and then the fifth when Michael Vick falls for her. I’m saying she doesn’t attract nice boys. No siree.

]]> By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212148 Michelle07 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:22:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212148 Really seems like that boy is in need of some ab nipples seeing as he's some sort or wolf and all. Really seems like that boy is in need of some ab nipples seeing as he’s some sort or wolf and all.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212092 Crapbasket Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:39:35 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212092 New up, if you can read it. New up, if you can read it.

]]> By: Slaappy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212089 Slaappy Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:30:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212089 Waiting with bated breath for this new Harlequin romance novel Waiting with bated breath for this new Harlequin romance novel

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212088 Crapbasket Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:27:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212088 Sooooo... does all this site construction mean we'll have PM's again? How about not having to use HTML codes for shit anymore? That'd be the bee's knees, man! Sooooo… does all this site construction mean we’ll have PM’s again?
How about not having to use HTML codes for shit anymore? That’d be the bee’s knees, man!

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212087 Stone Soup Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:24:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212087 14 Seconds of Abstinence was theme of my Ex Wife's Sweet 16 party. 14 Seconds of Abstinence was theme of my Ex Wife’s Sweet 16 party.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212086 ChinoMoreno Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:16:34 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212086 I wanna see his nude moon *howls* I wanna see his nude moon

*howls*

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212085 Crapbasket Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:15:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212085 SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!

]]> By: Dick Trickle http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212084 Dick Trickle Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:12:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212084 It looks like a hot teenage version of Plantet of the Apes. It looks like a hot teenage version of Plantet of the Apes.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/14-seconds-of-twilight-new-moon#comment-212083 Crapbasket Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:11:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16789#comment-212083 Incredible, Uproxx(xxxxx!) has figured out a way to make their sites even more fucked up today. [double thumbs up] Mad skills, ya toolkits! Dear DNA, I hate the fact that you have to pimp this horrible shit. I will kill some vermin with a blowgun tonight, just for you. Incredible, Uproxx(xxxxx!) has figured out a way to make their sites even more fucked up today. [double thumbs up] Mad skills, ya toolkits!

Dear DNA,
I hate the fact that you have to pimp this horrible shit. I will kill some vermin with a blowgun tonight, just for you.

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