08.11.09 14 SEXY SECONDS OF ABS-TINENCE
14 seconds of new Twilight Saga: New Moon footage has hit the web, and that’s newsworthy because I’ve wasted my life. The full trailer (that’s the second trailer if you’ve been keeping score) will premiere this Friday before Bandslam, another movie that will make you feel really old. Anyway, feel free to watch the video after the jump, but the screencap really says it all. It’s the cover of a romance novel for pedophiles. And a really weird angle. He must be hiding a Mia Wasikowska neck under that wig.
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14 SEXY SECONDS OF ABS-TINENCE
I think that the Tampax commercial before the video clip about bloodsuckers was a nice touch.
banner pic:
David Hidalgo approaches Kurt Cobain about doing Ozzfest.
They both look a little Geico caveman here. Sexy-sexy.
These wolves travel in six packs.
Twilight Saga : New Goiter
If this goes where I think it’s going to, they’re both gonna get road rash. Don’t worry, I don’t get it either.
new moon backwards is no omen.
new moon anagram = no women
Yeah, that’s what I said Chino. On Women.
If that’s his rape wig he’s doing it wrong.
Incredible, Uproxx(xxxxx!) has figured out a way to make their sites even more fucked up today. [double thumbs up] Mad skills, ya toolkits!
Dear DNA,
I hate the fact that you have to pimp this horrible shit. I will kill some vermin with a blowgun tonight, just for you.
It looks like a hot teenage version of Plantet of the Apes.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!
I wanna see his nude moon
*howls*
14 Seconds of Abstinence was theme of my Ex Wife’s Sweet 16 party.
Sooooo… does all this site construction mean we’ll have PM’s again?
How about not having to use HTML codes for shit anymore? That’d be the bee’s knees, man!
Waiting with bated breath for this new Harlequin romance novel
New up, if you can read it.
Really seems like that boy is in need of some ab nipples seeing as he’s some sort or wolf and all.
I can’t wait for the third movie when she hooks up with Casper and then the fourth when she lets a troll touch her dirty spot and then the fifth when Michael Vick falls for her. I’m saying she doesn’t attract nice boys. No siree.
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