07.31.09 WKND PRVW: FUNNY PEOPLE OR TORTURE PORN
Opening this weekend
Funny People
No, it’s not as funny as Knocked Up, it’s 20 minutes too long, and I realize you probably won’t like it as much as I did. Nonetheless, it’s a real movie, which is rare, and it’s the best thing Adam Sandler’s done in ten years. And on the other hand, so’s your face.
The Collector
I can’t believe someone had the balls to put “From the writers of Saw IV, V, and VI” in the trailer. Gee, guys, that’s quite the plug. This summer… from the makers of speed bumps, techno, and stubbing your toe on the f*cking coffee table… The only way the bad guy could have a more stupid looking mask is if he made it out of Colin Hanks’ face.
Not Quite Hollywood
This documentary about the obscure-yet-awesome genre of Ozploitation films only opens in New York and LA, but the filmmakers sent me a cool playlist of Ozploitation flicks to attach after the jump. They did my work for me. And I like that.
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WKND PRVW: FUNNY PEOPLE OR TORTURE PORN
Dor sho gha! They want to total His car! Time to enter into a buyer’s market with a phat insurance check!!!
OH WHA AH AH AH!
The Mighty Feklahr is going to get a Hybrid Fuel Batmobile Monster-truck. WITH
BLOOD!SPINNERS!!!ahhhh go to funtown auto
HOLY SHIT! This guy in Vegas wants to sell me the car from Uncle Buck for $500!!! BRB!
Choosing between ‘Funny People’ and torture porn is as easy as choosing between Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl, unless Hiegl is the subject of the torture porn; then we’ve got ourselves a dilemma.
‘Patrick’ looks like Metallica’s ‘One’ video. And I like that.
I’ve got black friends who shriek in terror when I ask them if they want to go see The Collector.
Yay, a link to a pre-Upprox post with a comment by my funky bad self. I miss that lower case o.
/understands this may be of little interest to anyone else
//also understands you can go fuck yourself
Colin Hanks is going to go see Angels and Demons again.
A full day at the beach has fried my brain. I got nothin.
Ozploitation? Is that like Judy Garland porn?
Yeah? Well this is a long weekend for me, so TAKE THAT, SWI!
I thouggt Ozploitation was this porn I saw where Dorothy was getting gang-banged by the Tinman, Lion, Scarecrow and Toto while the Wicked Witch was scissoring with the Goo Witch and flying monkies were jizzing in a funnel while the Munchkins were dropping yellow bricks on each other’s chest…
Err, I mean yeah, what Dick Trick said.
Looking back in that Ozploitation thread, I dick-stepped myself.
Just how I like it.
I thought Ozploitation was where MTV films The Prince of Darkness stumbling around in a daze, mumbling and yelling SHARON!!!
Ozploitation is what Oprah does to that bitch doctor that’s on her show all the time.
Arrogantpompousassholefaceploitation is what Oprah used to do when she had Dr. Phil on her show.
Schnozploitation is when you sit on a jewish chicks nose.
Bozploitation is when Bo Jackson plows over you for a touchdown.
Jozploitation ended with Dennis Quaid doing something god-awful in 3D.
Lamazeploitation is when you prey on the weaknesses of pregnant chicks without boyfriends or husbands. Call me ladies.
*narrator voice* It’s about a fein in attitude to movie careers and rap music. It’s the Naked Harelip: Joaquin Phoenix.
Katherine Heigl kinda’ looks like Admiral Ackbar.
Maybe you’re on to something, PattyBoobs.
I just need to see a .jpg of her spread eagle with the caption “IT’S A TRAP!” above…
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