07.10.09 WKND PREVIEW: I LOATHE YOU, BETH COOPER
Opening this weekend:
Brüno
Duh. Of course I’ll be seeing this, not that I expect it to be half as funny as Borat. Austrian accents just aren’t as funny as Kazakh ones. Probably because of the whole trying to exterminate the Jews thing. Anyway, you can also check out Brüno doing the Letterman Top 10 List after the jump, though I must warn you that it isn’t funny at all. Maybe Paul Shaffer should’ve added more wacky sound effects. That guy sure is a character.
I Love You Beth Cooper
I’ve never wanted to punch a movie trailer as bad as I do this one. It’s so unfunny and cloying and pandering and insulting. Every high school clique comes in threes. Every bully has henchmen. Every hot chick is a cheerleader. Every nerd is a hero, even if he’s ugly and delusional and kind of a dick and the actor playing him is 27. Every time I watch the trailer I find myself rooting for the bully to catch and beat the crap out of everyone. Go f-ck yourselves, everyone involved with this smegma-filled yak placenta. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Cheeto crumbs to suck from my fingers.
STILL IN THEATERS:
Anvil: The Story of Anvil
I DEMAND THAT YOU SEE THIS MOVIE. There aren’t a lot movies that make you laugh so hard you have to hold back while you stifle tears at the same time. I hadn’t seen it until this week and I have no idea why I waited so long. I should’ve been there opening weekend. There aren’t 30 seconds of footage in it that aren’t priceless. The drummer’s sister is named “Droid.” 80s metal. Canadian accents. This is far too little space to tell you everything that was great about it, but I’m pleading with you, see it before it’s gone.
There are 23 comments about:
WKND PREVIEW: I LOATHE YOU, BETH COOPER
I won’t see Anvil or any of these in theater. Kids mang, kids.
… not that I expect it to be half as funny as Borat
Yet you’re seeing it anyway? Are you bringing a pistol?
What about Food Inc?
Hypothesis: ‘I Love you Beth Cooper’ would be annoying still, yet noticeably more bearable if it starred somebody other than Hayden Panettiere.
Swi, is it your own kids you’re referring to or those annoying things that are already there in the theatre?
To put it bluntly, The Mighty Feklahr never attends a movie He cannot imagine Pee Wee Herman beating off to.
What is with SBC? He’s a fantastic comedic actor yet he keeps pumping out these movies where he plays these characters that go around and screw with people. Hopefully he’ll give these types of movies a rest after Bruno and focus on more written Comedy (I loved him as the villain in Talladega Nights).
Banner Pic: The Mighty Ducks 5 began pre-production in May.
So that means you’ll be seeing Bruno, Fek?
I’d watch Anvil (or Hurt Locker) if the theaters near me didn’t decide that Transformers 2 still needs multiple theaters and near constant running show times.
…
…
…Vince, are you done with that gun from earlier? (Google Maps out a route to Hollywood)
Al, yes.
I’m going to see Bruno and spend the next three weeks quoting him in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
If I’m going to durst, I want to do it on an anorexia joke.
Remember girls, less is amore’.
Jack!-However did you guess???
Biggest dick on the Chinese dude, tiny dick on the black guy, and a dick on a chick. Is this supposed to be ironic or funny or ironically funny?
Fuck sakes, you so could not drag me to this movie.
If He is going to Durst, He wants to do it with a Walt Kowalski inspired Klingon joke:
A Romulan, a Ferengi, and a traitor walks into the bar. The bartender says, “Dor sho gha!” and blows their asses away!
The Mighty Feklahr is sure Chod is still trying to count all of the punches that Punchdrunk is going to throw in that GIF…
Y’know what I haven’t seen on this site in a while?
Tits. Real tits, not part of a furry suit. Supwitdat?
*runs to bathroom mirror, rips off top*
Meh, you’re not missing anything.
I’ll have to wait for Anvil on DVD as well, no one around here is showing it. As for SBC, I wish him a Serbian girlfriend, a painkiller addiction and ass cancer.
Felt dicks?
*yawn* Who hasn’t?
Al, prove it.
Whilst sifting through my drug mule girlfriend’s turds to retrieve the little packets of ice, I always remember to tell her: “I love you, meth pooper.”
Comment on this post:
You must be logged in to post a comment. Not yet a member, register for free.