Comments on: THE GUIDO BEACH OF YESTERYEAR

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:43:08 +0000

Yeah, well maybe you should’ve sent me this shit then. Knowing it might’ve been possible for me to hear about this earlier and I didn’t just makes me sad.

By: kali-rose

kali-rose — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:17:01 +0000

how did i miss this post. i mastered this dvd.

By: JessicaD

JessicaD — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:29:17 +0000

Wow. I was going to move there before I fled New York.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:59:32 +0000

If all the FilmDrunkards took a trip to there, would it be called Pedo Beach?

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:53:16 +0000

Jack!, could you please provide me with a geographical genomic/socialogical break down on the variations in the indiginous New Jersey guido populations? I would hate to offend with my ignorance.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:48:50 +0000

If you combine the last post with this one, every beach will be Meato Beach.

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:48:46 +0000

The water is especially salty at Frito ~~Lay~~ Beach

By: reluctantflux

reluctantflux — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:47:24 +0000

Ok, not even joking here, but the 3 girls with those 2 guys at the 3 minute mark totally got raped. With the “They won’t leave us alone..uh hah…hah” and the “Look at these faces! Look at all these faces”. I know damn well when a girl is trying to send secret messages, all thanks to the decoder ring I got from a box of Froot Loops.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:46:48 +0000

What is that thing she’s leaning on? WHAT IS SHE LEANING OOOONNNN?!?!?!?!

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:45:43 +0000

Take it easy there, Crappy! These aren’t regular Jersey kids, these are the Shore Whores. They’re an entirely different breed.