07.03.09 WEEKEND PREVIEW: EXPLOSIONS & BOOZE

No, but I quickly crossed the street when I saw you coming toward me.

I think I’m hilariously ethnic.

lol, oh chino how ive missed thee.
i still dont find any of this hilariously ethnic guys. in fact, i find it unhilariously ethnic and am quite offended.

And at the same time, I automatically assumed that you’re incredibly smart at math, but horrible at driving.

I think it’s hilariously ethnic to worry about offending a minority.

I’m actually a decent driver but I can’t keep a beat to save my life.

thanks, al
:(

I think it’s hilariously ethnic that I have one cat, one dog and 2.5 children.

I think it’s hilariously ethnic that my 2 bedroom one bathroom house also happens to be my aunts house, uncle’s house, grandmother’s house and about 10 other relatives house.

So, I’m off to a dance contest. It’s going to be hilariously ethnic when I fail to even place.

I kid cuz I love, beaner.

**kisses**

Oh Chino, if only I could be as witty as you. Go dance you’re flat ass off!

dont you live in canada? how do you know about ‘beaner’?
that’s our secret code word.

Pauly and dubs had burritos for lunch. How do I know?

Hilariously, I can smell it on their breathnic.

there’s this place called ‘my moms kitchen’ that makes the best burritos known to man, jacktion. it is not a coincidence that pawly and i smell that way.

Wait, what’s Pauly doing in YOUR mom’s… ahhhh I see.

Wildlife Preservation Society Spokesman: For years, the population of the Spread Bald Eagle have been dwindling, particularly because of… perverted use by a mentally sick sect of Movie Blog Commenters.

Collective voice of the FilmDrunkards: What?

Wildlife Preservation Society SpokesMan: But, thanks to our great group’s efforts, we have managed to save the last of their kind. From her, and some sperm of the last male, we will be able save the species from extinction.

(Huge Applause, with a few audible comments along the lines of “I can provide the sperm if you need it” followed by air humping)

Let us celebrate this glorious occasion!

Lone Filmdrunkard: Well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do- Get drunk and buttfuck a stranger!

(Lone Filmdrunkard proceeds to pop the cork of a bottle of Champagne, which ricochets around the room, until it shoots its way down the throat of the last Spread Bald Eagle, chocking her to death. Silence consumes the audience. After about 10 seconds the silence is broken by…)

Collective Voice of the FilmDrunkards: Are you gonna use that?

(End with Awesome 80’s theme song (and corpse humping)

I think it is hilariously ethnic that I’ve been drunk since 10am.

I think that long tantric discovery journeys are hilariosly ethnic.

Also that spics steal and niggaz is lazy. That’s pretty funny too.

Seriously… who’s body is that under the bird head?

@ bane of trebeks existence

Yo Mama!

goodnight everybody.

Gemma Atkinson.

Oh my God, did you guys hear? Michael Jackson’s going on tour!

I see Al knows her boobs. I’m intrigued.

Actually, it was BiggieLaing who nailed it a couple pages ago, I only verified it through sexy lingerie research.

Um, I mean… I’m bi and horny, call me.