07.14.09 TRAILER FOR MAN ANNOYS WIFE, THE MOVIE
This is the trailer for No Impact Man, a documentary about Colin Beavan, a New Yorker who tried to go a year while living a no-impact-on-the-environment lifestyle in order to raise awareness about responsible consumption have a gimmick that sounded good in a book proposal. Many of our top experts agree that the best way to get people to be more green is to show them what an extreme, impractical, primitive, and annoying existence green living can be.
The rules of the experiment included producing no trash save for compost, purchasing no goods except for food grown within a 250-mile radius, using no carbon-based transportation, and using no paper products, including toilet paper. [Wikipedia]
No Impact Man beat out the film’s original title, Smelly Annoying Unemployed Guy. 2:20 of the trailer: “I get upset to see things individually wrapped in plastic.” Yeah, me too, guy. It’d be so unnecessary if there weren’t people walking around who didn’t use toilet paper.
[also available in HD at Apple]
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TRAILER FOR MAN ANNOYS WIFE, THE MOVIE
“I get upset to see things individually wrapped in plastic.” Yeah, me too, guy. It’d be so unnecessary if there weren’t people walking around who didn’t use toilet paper.
That one deserves a BOOSH.
No Impact Man?
No wonder his wife wears pants.
They call me “Rear Impact Man”.
Call me, bitches.
“I get upset to see things individually wrapped in plastic.”
That’s another reason why I don’t use condoms.
using no carbon-based transportation
Does that include his legs?
I think 3 seashells isn’t enough after Taco Bell.
In a pinch, a poop smear works great as bronzer!
I like to call it “Ass Bronzer” get it? Yeah, me too!
I want to see how much of an impact he has on his environment after being dropped out of a plane.
Oddly there’s a Japanese film of the same name. It’s about Tantric tentacle rape.
I knew a no-impact man in high school; can’t remember his name though. Matter of fact, I can’t remember anything he did.
No toilet paper? I can guarantee that this movie is not sponsored by Chipotle.
Not wiping your ass is a great way not to get raped in prison.
Too bad “Slumdog Millionaire” was already taken.
This guy it a total hypocrite. Douchebags are made of plastic.
Best way to have zero impact on the enviroment, kill yourself you dirty hippie.
So does he need to ride his unicycle backwards throughout the show to offset all the electricity used in filming?
It ain’t easy being clean.
http://i25.tinypic.com/141ukxd.jpg (SFW)
I’d prefer him to leave more of a carbon footprint than a smelly skidmark.
Great, now I have to double my environmental impact just to make up for this guy.
I saw Bear Grils squeeze the moister out of elephant shit and drink it once. What I mean to say is, if this toolbag doesn’t pluck the shit out of his ass and turn it into a fruitista then he’s a pussy.
I just patented the solar powered ass sterilizer, it hurts at first till you get your first popped blister.
the original “no impact man” was a biopic about kevin federline
How is he heating and lighting his apartment, and cooking his food?
Does he have a windmill on the roof?
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