UPDATE: I originally posted this a couple days ago, but the picture quality wasn’t that great. Now it’s up in HD.
After the jump I’ve got the first trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, starring Mia Wasikowska (Alice), Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter (Red Queen), Crispin Glover (Knave of Hearts) and Anne Hathaway (White Queen). The quality’s not the greatest and it’s super CGI-heavy, but my favorite part is when Alice drinks a potion and she starts to shrink and her dress falls off. Excuse me, waiter? My date will have what she’s having.
[non-HD version that won't get pulled]
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Is The Mad Hatter drinking The White Queens KY ass drippings?
The Mad Hatter is what my High School sex-ed class called our teacher when she wouldn’t shut up about condom importance.
I’m going to have a hard time telling if Crispin Glover is acting in this movie.
(starts fanning near Hathaway’s ass in the direction of the previous post)
This scent oughta get you faggots cumming.
so johnny depp plays carrot top in this movie?
I hope this movie ends with Alice in Chains.
What? I think “Down in a Hole” would be a fitting song.
Based on that clip, I conclude that Pussy’s get bigger and uglier the closer they get to the end of their running time.
Man, if only Keyboard Cat was around when this was being cast. He’d have cleaned up.
This is also available in 3-LSD.
or she.
Until I see Christopher Lee as the Jabberwocky, I won’t be able to judge this (unless he’s just a voice).
Strangely, Anne is going to squeeze that Oscar all over that tube of KY and shove that up her ass. Backwards.
It’s funny, I have forgetten what was origionally in Anne’s hand.
Kudos VaLince!
Very cool. Looking forward to it. Our Alice Bronze Sculptures will be a popular destination!
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any one get a count on how many epic choir gasps there were in this trailer?
like they should be so shocked that alice fell down the rabbit hole…
My pic FTW
I hope they release an accompanying DVD of outtakes called “Alice in Blunderland” and it’s set entirely to the Benny Hill theme song. Now THAT, that’s a movie.
am i the only one that thinks Depp looks like Madonna here?
Can’t wait to pick up all the new Alice in Wonderland merch at Hot Topic! This Fall! Prove to the world that you’re goth enough!
That’s strange, I went for a soak in the hot tub and now all of a sudden it’s yesterday.
Good, right when my weed was wearing off….
I have to agree the HD version is spectacular. The black background is really dark and the text message is crystal clear.
Red Queen: How about a little head? Mine is as big as a house.
i’D HIT IT.
If only I could find some bronze Alice sculptures.
I had nothing to say about this the first time around…
…lazy Friday VaLince?
Norph up!
Hey, OuthouseArts. Where’s the fucking Charlie Bronze sculptures?