Having previously been attached to “Man-Witch“, The Hangover/Old School director Todd Phillips has signed on to produce the even-punnier-sounding “Staycation” for WB.
Phillips hatched the concept and brought it to writers Matt Manfredi and Phil Hay [The Tuxedo]. The title gives a clue to the story, but Phillips and the studio would not divulge a logline, though sources said that, as with Phillips’ comedies like “The Hangover,” this will be a male-driven laffer. [Variety]
Oh, Variety. The only publication that prides itself on misspelling-originated slang. Let’s see, title as a clue to the story… I went on a gaycation once, but my priest helped me cure it with a praycation. Sarah Jessica Parker prefers haycations, ehcations only happen in Canada, and a Michael Baycation is when you wrestle a wolf on top of a Ferrari. He finds it very relaxing. However, as this picture demonstrates, some Baycations can only be represented visually.
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I think Sarah Jessica Parker prefers neighcations.
The Mighty Feklahr prefers slaycations.
Where’s Donk? Must be on a braycation.
The Raders prefer BTK-tions.
I hope Staycation will be filmed in Claymation. Glayvin!
Took a Dre-cation once. I got real fuckin blazed and then an old buddy died of AIDS. now this fuckin skinny little white boy is always ridin my coattails.
I’m on an Esécation*.
*unemployed
For a Baycation, that picture is surprisingly lacking in boobs.
I’m on a daycation, cause Whodini said “the freaks come out at night”.
I’m on a “one-man Fey-cation”*.
*furiously masturbating to 30 Rock.
I’m here for the gang bangcation.
I hurt myself and now I’m on a feycation.
Fuck you, 222.
I plan on attacking minorities on my KKKcation.
Vince went down to Hispaniola and got it on with a Gay Haitian.
Jewish people who get tired of their relatives go on an Oy-Veycation.
Che’ Guevara learned about the plight of the masses while on a beretcation.
When I want to know how to save a life, I take a Fraycation.
My wife has been on BJcation since we got married.
While you’re tanning on your raycation, soldiers abroad are living off k-rations.
I quit my job to sell makeup door-to-door. I’m on Amwaycation.
And I’m off.
I’m gonna go hit the bar and start myself a tanqueraycation.
I went coast to coast, LA to Chicago,
across the north and south, to Key Largo on a Sadecation.
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Come and join my Green Daycation.
Michael bay takes his baycation in chernova russia
Miley cyrus gets molested on a billy raycation! I’ve got nothing…Fuck you guys
Dubs and Chodin went together on teh gheycation.
Michael bay takes his baycation in chernova russia
In Russia, Chernova takes its baycation on Michael Bay!
/throws egg at self
Is Man-Witch still being produced? Because I have a real hankering for it.
No rhymes to offer, but that pic reminded me of this one I made a few years ago
I meant to post this one:
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