Comments on: THE LAST AIRPUNCHER: THE INTERVIEW

By: iwontrememberthis

iwontrememberthis — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:04:29 +0000

A monkey punch is where right before climax, you scream and throw feces.

(Yes, I’m waaaay too late.)

RoboPanda — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:40:49 +0000

I heard about that helicopter crash, Burnsy. Wasn’t Dan Rosen’s mom flying it?

Goddamn helicopter mothers.

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:38:30 +0000

We discuss monkeys’ distaste for blondes

Gentlemen prefer blondes and monkeys prefer to chuck their own shit.

Don Chaney — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:35:03 +0000

My taste in women leaves me the Most Fungal Post-Date.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:34:28 +0000

2 second performance?

Have you been reading my journal, Vince?

JHC — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:30:38 +0000

And all this time, I thought Michael Jordan was the Most Vertical… nah. Not worth the wrath of Lance Martini.

Don Chaney — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:25:32 +0000

If Seth Rogen is Major Beef, Jonah Hill is Lieutenant Ham.

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:25:25 +0000

If you slow it down 50% it goes from “speedbag” to “no grandma!”

The same could be said of my jerking-off motion.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:24:45 +0000

Aubrey: “I’m just gonna keep on swinging like this [starts flailing] and if you get in the way, it’s your ass.”

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:21:36 +0000

“2SP” sounds like a dyslexic Play Station.