Comments on: THE GREATEST 2 SECOND PERFORMANCE EVER http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:19:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: rathergroggy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206302 rathergroggy Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:08:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206302 @ Fek'lhr Here you go. Hot off the press. http://airpunch.ytmnd.com/ @ Fek’lhr

Here you go. Hot off the press.
http://airpunch.ytmnd.com/

]]> By: ihatemovies http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206115 ihatemovies Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:09:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206115 Oddly enough, the late skateboard magazine Big Brother (damn you larry flynt) devoted a good 5 page article to the monkeys featured in MVP. The article included commentary about monkeys reaching sexual maturity and totally not putting up with any acting bullshit, which made training monkeys to skatboard or ice skate a very risky investment. they even decided to put one of them on the cover, and denounced skateboarding as being dead. the movie also features that douche bag ryan sheckler dressed up in a monkey suit skateboarding, doubling for on of the simians. damn youse dirty apes. Oddly enough, the late skateboard magazine Big Brother (damn you larry flynt) devoted a good 5 page article to the monkeys featured in MVP. The article included commentary about monkeys reaching sexual maturity and totally not putting up with any acting bullshit, which made training monkeys to skatboard or ice skate a very risky investment.
they even decided to put one of them on the cover, and denounced skateboarding as being dead.

the movie also features that douche bag ryan sheckler dressed up in a monkey suit skateboarding, doubling for on of the simians.

damn youse dirty apes.

]]> By: 2secondstar http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206114 2secondstar Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:16:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206114 Thanks for the amazing praise. Here's another one I did. http://www.aubreytennant.com/video/stark_raving_mad_clip.mov Thanks for the amazing praise. Here’s another one I did. http://www.aubreytennant.com/video/stark_raving_mad_clip.mov

]]> By: Crocodile Tears http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206096 Crocodile Tears Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:29:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206096 If that was a VHS tape it would have gotten all stretched out and the next time someone watched the movie the part where Phoebe Cates gets out of the water would have had annoying lines running through it and my cousin would yell, "Tracking!" If that was a VHS tape it would have gotten all stretched out and the next time someone watched the movie the part where Phoebe Cates gets out of the water would have had annoying lines running through it and my cousin would yell, “Tracking!”

]]> By: charliedemers http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206085 charliedemers Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:22:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206085 The guy punching the air is a hilarious Canadian stand-up comic named Aubrey Tennant. His website is aubreytennant.com. He is a very, very funny man. The guy punching the air is a hilarious Canadian stand-up comic named Aubrey Tennant. His website is aubreytennant.com. He is a very, very funny man.

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206076 FistfulOAwesome Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:12:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206076 Ironically, that kid has made monkeys out of us. Ironically, that kid has made monkeys out of us.

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206065 FistfulOAwesome Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:07:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206065 When will Vince stop flinging these clips at us? When will Vince stop flinging these clips at us?

]]> By: Sir Nigel http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206042 Sir Nigel Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:42:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206042 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, SIRS, THAT THIS IS DUTCH, NOT GERMAN. Sheesh, it's like you people have never even eviscerated a Rotterdam stripper before. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW, SIRS, THAT THIS IS DUTCH, NOT GERMAN. Sheesh, it’s like you people have never even eviscerated a Rotterdam stripper before.

]]> By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206029 First Class Male Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:31:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206029 God I hope my kids aren't mouth breathing enough to enjoy this. God I hope my kids aren’t mouth breathing enough to enjoy this.

]]> By: Oski http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-greatest-2-second-performance-ever#comment-206021 Oski Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:23:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15454#comment-206021 I think I translated one of the voice over lines "Monkey see, monkey SKATE!" I think I translated one of the voice over lines “Monkey see, monkey SKATE!”

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