07.27.09 “I HAVE HAIR ON MY BALLS AND I SELL CARS”
The red-band trailer for The Goods begins with Jeremy Piven saying “I have hair on my balls and I sell cars. The end.” I put the over/under on the number of critics using that line as an insult in their reviews at 15. The jokes still seem pretty easy, the dialog improvised on the spot, and the concept something Will Ferrell and Adam McKay mailed in years ago, but I admit it got a couple chuckles out of me - especially Craig Robinson as a strip-club DJ.
“Couple guys came in here looking for Vanessa, and I got a little bad news for ya, Vanessa is dead. Here’s Motley Crüe.”
Anyway, I’m sure it won’t change your life, but if you’ve ever read this site you already know I’ve got nothing against the easy jokes. Plus if you’re anything like me, your life’s already AWESOME. (*shotguns Tecate, scratches balls*)
(Rated-R for language and a split-second of nudity at 1:12)
UPDATE: Paramount requested I take this down. Why you make an advertisement for your movie and then tell people they can’t post it I will never understand.
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“I HAVE HAIR ON MY BALLS AND I SELL CARS”
Hair on the balls is a deal-breaker for me.
I can’t lie. If it’s a Ferrell/McKay movie, I’ll most likely love it.
All it needs is a cameo from Ashley Schaeffer of Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
It certainly looks like they have a mile of cars in that lot.
When I let people know I have hair on my balls I have to specify whether it’s mine or not.
Markit, that’s too fucking high.
I think hearing Fox on the Run did something to my balls. They rose so fast they might have left the hair behind.
I prefer balls on my hair. The end.
All this talk of balls and hair, makes me miss my Uncle.
sure it’s funny when it’s a 10 year boy with a grown man’s body, but when it’s the other way around, the stupid high-and-mighty district attorney gets all bent out of shape …
Michael Bay prefers balls on his cars. His cars that turn into massive robots and destroy pyramids.
So he sells cars with fuzzy dice?
I thought only my dad got behind my Step Brothers…
fuck yeah! love tecate!
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