
After the jump I’ve got a new R-rated clip from The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard – the Don Ready Story, the Will Ferrell/Adam McKay-produced comedy that feels like a rejected idea from the Anchorman/Talladega Nights brainstorming sessions (which it probably was). It stars Jeremy Piven as a God among used car salesmen alongside Ken Jeong, Ving Rhames, David Koechner, Ed Helms and a ton of other comic actors in bit roles. If The Hangover was the exception to the studio rule that you can’t make big money on an R-rated comedy with no proven box-office stars, The Goods will prove it. It’s not terribly unfunny, it just feels… stale. And I’m eating Bugle Snacks right now so I think I know a little something about stale.
(That’s Kathryn Hahn in the clip)



Lesbians drive automatic because they can’t work the stick
Tip for Vance:
Bugles are better if you put them on the tips of your fingers before you eat them.
Lesbians don’t eat bugles. Or bulges.
Banner Pic:
It’s a “Whorolla” now.
Are the Bugles filled with Easy Cheese?
I swear to God, the answer to that question is more interesting than the concept of this movie.
Tip for Vance:
For a refreshing summer time treat, fill Bugles with a tiny scoop of your favorite ice cream.
The only thing Jeremy Piven is the God of is “Self-Fellating”.
SLURP!
I got hair on my balls and I sell cars…the end…