07.07.09 A+ FOR UTTER MEDIOCRITY
This is the red-band trailer for The Collector, though I don’t know what’s red-band about it, it doesn’t have any boobs or swearing. It was directed by Marcus Dunstan, writer of Saw IV, V, and VI (easily the sequeliest of all the Saw movies) and features… uh… a guy in a gimp mask… made of cow turds… and some bear traps. This looks exceptionally boring. I don’t get it, am I supposed to care if this guy murders these people? Because I don’t. I just don’t want anyone in the audience to breed. I liked this better when it had a completely different plot, Morgan Freeman, and was called The Bone Collector, which was also Morgan Freeman’s nickname in high school.
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A+ FOR UTTER MEDIOCRITY
When I did this, everyone just called me a pack-rat.
Is the bone collector the one with Morgan Freeman paralyzed from the neck down? Or the one where he teams up with Jackie Chan
Bone collector was my sisters name in high school
Denzaaaaaiiillllllll was in Bone Collecter.
Asians see the mistake in this, as they are “The Correctors”
The Chinaman is not the issue, Pauly.
Oh yeah, The Bone Collector. That movie where Morgan Freeman played Denzel Washington, a bedridden quadriplegic CSI who teaches Angelina Jolie how to catch low rent Hollywood serial killers.
a+ for gutter mediocrity
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