07.17.09 THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS

Rachel Dratch has been playing Daniel Radcliffe since she left SNL. The real Daniel is about 500 pounds, living in his Mom’s basement, playing WOW.

Pauly, Daniel Radcliffe is not The Dude’s special lady. Just his ladyfriend.

C’mon guys, he just uses the gay stuff to suck up to his fan base.

Actually, I wasn’t trying to imply that he was gay, just really awkward and dorky.

Vince, you have to admit, he’s got a gay face.

Ron and Hermione burst into Harry’s room, where they found him standing, staring at the fire, his back to his friends.

“Harry, there’s a Quiddich practice about to start,” exclaimed Ron.

“Shut up Ron, there are more important things to worry about,” interjected Hermione. “Like the Evil Curse going around school.”

Interrupt me one more time and I’ll shove my ‘evil curse’ down your prissy little mouth, bitch, thought Ron.

Hermione continued. “Seriously Harry, students are being put under some kind of…Harry? Harry? Are you listening?”

But Harry didn’t turn around. He stood there, as if made of marble. The firelight flickered over him, its motion illuminating his stillness.

Ron and Hermione moved to face him, and gasped in tandem. They were too late.

For though Harry’s body was still the same, his head had been replaced – by Neil Patrick Harris’!

-excerpt from Harry Potter and the Curse of the Gay Face

Walter Cronkite, wow. I thought he was already dead.

TengoDooter said: “You know how I know he’s gay? Because Vince implied it in his post, that’s why. *looks forward to winning CoTW for sucking up*”

Vince said: “Actually, I wasn’t trying to imply that he was gay, just really awkward and dorky.”

Yeah yeah, like you were actually going to let me win anyway. No denial of what you implied was really necessary.

And besides, chinomoreno always wins anyway. I wonder why???

I knew it! They’re having an affair.

(Bitter, much?)

Al, there is more to chino than you know. Just between you and me check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyl6a1afqvM

I doubt it. And I’m not opening that link.

Oh okay, COMRADE AL! Apparently you are in on it too.

I haven’t won in forever and I sucked this week so you take that back!!

I only have a minute to reply because I’m watching movies so I can try to be more on topic when I comment. (did you know Marsha once got hit in the nose by a ball and it got all swelled up?)

If you sucked this week then no doubt chinomoreno-3.l4 will be here soon.

Hey Vance, do you know if this was the premiere in London, England or London, Ontario? Cuz that Canucks logo on the fuzzy wrist band seems really out of place.

WHO IS KEYSER SOZE?!?

Yeah I’m drunk and The Usual Suspects is on. Fuck off.

You’re drunk? Please don’t drive.

As a matter of fact, hand me the keys you fucking cock-sucker.

I ALREADY GAVE THEM TO YOU HALF AN HOUR AGO!

yeah… who’s drunk?

“…Ontario…Canuck….wrist…”

Now I know who Radcliffe looks like in that picture.

GRETZKY!!!

That suit and that face screams “I like it in the pooper”.

Exhibit B: The T-shirt he is wearing at the bottom of the page.

Exhibit C: Butt plug (not pictured)

Tengo, I saw what you did. You so crazee.

@chino

I don’t make the news, I just report it.