07.17.09 THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS
Is it just me, or does Daniel Radcliffe seem like the guy at the party at whom you smile and nod politely while trying to back away as quickly as possible?
“It’s wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that’s possibly why I’m quite camp, and some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It’s always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don’t go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said “Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He’s got a gay face!” [Laughs] I really don’t know what a gay face is. But I think it’s wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I’m not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay.” [MovieFone via Vulture]
Man, talk about a Dumbledork. It doesn’t help that I imagine everything he says in the tone of “Look, Mother! I made strawbry pudding!” Fact: Ryan Gosling tried to be friends with Daniel Radcliffe and even he gave up after two weeks.
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THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS
If Daniel Radcliffe is the Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos then Andy Dick must be their Saddam Hussein.
You know how I know he’s gay?
His robe has a flap in the back for easy access
When Daniel Radcliffe was an alter boy, the priests loved his pray face.
You know how I know he’s gay?
I’m always attracted to the gay guys. They’ve got it going on. Daniel has a big dong and a horsey :(
It looks like Daniel Radcliffe invented the world’s first “Groucho contacts”
If Daniel Radcliffe is the Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos, then David Blaine must be their Jesse James.
If Daniel Radcliffe is the Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos, then Michael Jackson must be their David Carradine.
If Daniel Radcliffe is the Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos then Perez Hilton must be their Geraldo Rivera.
If Daniel Radcliffe is the Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos then Tom Cruise must be their Kim Jong-il.
If Daniel Radcliffe is the Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos then John Travolta must be their John Travolta.
For fuck’s sake, Radcliffe. The Harry Potter mirage makes more money than God and this cunt’s pursuing the pink pound now? H’mm? *Lightbulb moment* How about a book about a young, confused, celibate cyborg vampire wizard?
You’d figure a gay face would have at least one brown eye…
*takes a long draught of piss out of Pauly’s bedpan, hit’s the nurse call button and starts to undress*
You know how I know he’s gay?
Nickelback is his favorite band
NICKELBACK?!
Them’s fightin’ words!!!
Gosling:Hey Girr…Daniel, Let’s be friends.
Radcliffe: Why I’d love to be your friend Ryan! Hey, look at these naked pictures of me whilst I’m fucking a horse on stage!
Gosling: *Cough* Um, heyyyyyyyy, uh, that’s um…..ok.
Radcliffe: Ha ha! I made you uncomfortable and confused about my sexuality, isn’t it ever so much fun?
You know how I know he’s gay?
He haunts my dreams
You know how I know he’s gay?
He dumped an Asian girl with a British accent for a ginger who looks like his best friend.
I like to think this improves my chances of nailing Emma Watson. This and the gun I’m waving around.
In the banner pic, Radcliffe looks like Ricky Gervais with AIDS.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He gave Rupert Grint a reacharound while chanting “Wingardium Leviosa.”
Prelubus sphincterosa!
You know how I know he’s gay?
He always wants to have his wand in his hand when he meets voldemort
You know how I know he’s gay?
Because Vince implied it in his post, that’s why.
*looks forward to winning CoTW for sucking up*
Daniel Radcliffe: [walks out of dressing room] How about this face?
Pauly: Meh…too Zach Quinto.
Daniel Radcliffe: [walks back in dressing room, changes, comes back out] How ’bout this?
Pauly: Ewww…too Christian Bale.
Daniel Radcliffe: [walks back in dressing room, changes, comes back out] How ’bout now?
Pauly: Hmmm…it’s good but it needs something.
Daniel Radcliffe: Here! [jacks off dude, dude finishing on his face] And now?
Pauly: Perfect!
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