07.17.09 THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS
Is it just me, or does Daniel Radcliffe seem like the guy at the party at whom you smile and nod politely while trying to back away as quickly as possible?
“It’s wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that’s possibly why I’m quite camp, and some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It’s always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don’t go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said “Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He’s got a gay face!” [Laughs] I really don’t know what a gay face is. But I think it’s wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I’m not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay.” [MovieFone via Vulture]
Man, talk about a Dumbledork. It doesn’t help that I imagine everything he says in the tone of “Look, Mother! I made strawbry pudding!” Fact: Ryan Gosling tried to be friends with Daniel Radcliffe and even he gave up after two weeks.
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THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS
He’s got a gay face!
Again, in Daniel’s defense, a penis had juuust penetrated his anus, sans lube.
I always thought a gay face had a dick in it’s mouth
I thought for a minute that he was one of those guys who just acts gay to attract chicks, but nope, he’s one of those guys who just acts gay to attract dudes. Say what you will, but that is pretty edgy.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He didn’t even TRY to look at my boobs. And they’re right here!!
*points to abdomen*
Rupert Grint’s mug is the Mendoza Line of gayface. Radcliffe is batting way below the Mendoza Line.
You know how I know he’s NOT gay?
Those eyebrows.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He went to a co-ed boarding school for seven years and never went on a panty run
you know how i know he’s gay?
actually i don’t but i definitely think he is.
Those eyebrows.
Why, just because it loos like Nia Vardalos is squatting on his face? (which is still ghey, btw)
Is there a denial anywhere in that whole fruity statement?
To Daniel Radcliffe in real life, “Mudblood” is what happens when you break a guy’s ass cherry without using any lube.
4 out of 5 straight men agree, Daniel does have a gay face.
The 5th man was Filmdrunk commenter “BadKarma”, who thought it was a picture of Rachel Dratch.
It’s always good to keep them guessing [laughs].
The only time it’s good to keep someone guessing about your sexual orientation is when you’re picking up a girl from her parents’ house and a condom falls out of your wallet in front of her dad.
On second thought, that’s probably not a good time either…
Ryan Gosling thinks Daniel has a gay face. That just means he looks happy. And that is a good thing.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He wears a fanny pack to the gay bar
You know how I know he’s gay?
His patronus is a fucking unicorn.
You know how I know he’s gay?
Once you go Jack, you never go back.
Daniel had better be careful. Don’t British people smoke fags?
YKHIKHG?
Zac Efron gave him that shirt because it was too foppish.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He subscribes to Gay Men Who Portray the Titular Character in Wizard Movies Quarterly magazine.
[Picture Caption] Take note as the young Radcliffe catches the scent of homo-erectus, or, as it is commonly referred to, a gaping mangina… Let’s watch.
YKHIKHG?
He lost out on the Machete role that ultimately went to Danny Trejo. Man up, Radcliffe.
So what then? Is this dude gay or whut?
Maxwell, please stop speaking in Klingon.
The Mighty One will be upset with you.
You know who’s not gay? The dude sporting the fuzzy wristband. That’s all man right there!
When he gets older, Daniel Radcliffe is going to have a gray face.
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