07.17.09 THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS

In Daniel’s defense, his face only looks gay when his mouth is wrapped around a dude’s “magic wand”.

…some people think I’m gay when I meet them…

Keep it up with the pink clothes and accessories, that’ll help for sure.

A CANUCKS FAN WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH??? BAH!

You know how I know he’s gay?
He uses the word “camp” to describe himself

Just because you like to fuck horses doesn’t mean you’re gay.

It’s not gay if one of you is dressed like a chick, or if you’re really drunk. It is gay that he’s Harry Potter and that he’s Daniel Radcliffe, however.

GUy’cha! Hey, Radcliffe, nice suit! Does it come in 5X…err…He means, hetero?

nom-wurd

Fag-bashicus!

I prefer to envision him with a cockney accent: “Snog ya bum for a schilling guvna?”

I don’t know what a “gay gace” is either, but I bet a picture Daniel Radcliffe’s face is the only definition at Urban Dictionary.

Look, I have nothing against homosexuals, but I fucking hate Harry Potter fans, so I hope this guy gets AIDS and dies.

Is gay face like black face?

I think she’s tremendous.

To anyone who got that reference: either you’re gay or a chick or a gay chick, and we can be friends. See you at the meetings. I’ll be the one holding seven toaster ovens.

You know how I know he’s gay?
His dick tastes like shit

You know how I know he’s gay?

He rides a stick while another is in his hand.

You know how I know he’s gay?

He was delighted to find out his head-master was gay

If he wants to be gay, it’s his choice, whatever, but good luck. Even ugly gay people have a hard time getting laid. And he’s a real CockerDaniel!

If you made it through that, you passed the test, congratulations! You now have access to my funny jokes.

You know how I know he’s gay?

He is the only one who still hasn’t seen Emma Watson’s vagina.

[Editorial sidenote regarding the "gayfaces" tag: it's always singular even when applied to groups. Remember that for next time you click past an episode of American Idol.]

You know how I know he’s gay?

He blew me

You know how I know he’s gay?

He casts spells with jazz hands

Nom, you’ve got funny jokes?

You know how I know he’s gay?

He frequents a bar called ‘The Sorcerers Spellbook’

that was the joke erswi, that was the joke.

He’s got a gay face!

Again, in Daniel’s defense, a penis had juuust penetrated his anus, sans lube.

I always thought a gay face had a dick in it’s mouth

I thought for a minute that he was one of those guys who just acts gay to attract chicks, but nope, he’s one of those guys who just acts gay to attract dudes. Say what you will, but that is pretty edgy.

You know how I know he’s gay?

He didn’t even TRY to look at my boobs. And they’re right here!!

*points to abdomen*

Rupert Grint’s mug is the Mendoza Line of gayface. Radcliffe is batting way below the Mendoza Line.

You know how I know he’s NOT gay?

Those eyebrows.

You know how I know he’s gay?

He went to a co-ed boarding school for seven years and never went on a panty run

you know how i know he’s gay?

actually i don’t but i definitely think he is.

Those eyebrows.

Why, just because it loos like Nia Vardalos is squatting on his face? (which is still ghey, btw)

Is there a denial anywhere in that whole fruity statement?

To Daniel Radcliffe in real life, “Mudblood” is what happens when you break a guy’s ass cherry without using any lube.

4 out of 5 straight men agree, Daniel does have a gay face.

The 5th man was Filmdrunk commenter “BadKarma”, who thought it was a picture of Rachel Dratch.

It’s always good to keep them guessing [laughs].

The only time it’s good to keep someone guessing about your sexual orientation is when you’re picking up a girl from her parents’ house and a condom falls out of your wallet in front of her dad.

On second thought, that’s probably not a good time either…

Ryan Gosling thinks Daniel has a gay face. That just means he looks happy. And that is a good thing.

You know how I know he’s gay?

He wears a fanny pack to the gay bar

You know how I know he’s gay?

His patronus is a fucking unicorn.

You know how I know he’s gay?

Once you go Jack, you never go back.

Daniel had better be careful. Don’t British people smoke fags?

YKHIKHG?

Zac Efron gave him that shirt because it was too foppish.

You know how I know he’s gay?

He subscribes to Gay Men Who Portray the Titular Character in Wizard Movies Quarterly magazine.

[Picture Caption] Take note as the young Radcliffe catches the scent of homo-erectus, or, as it is commonly referred to, a gaping mangina… Let’s watch.

YKHIKHG?

He lost out on the Machete role that ultimately went to Danny Trejo. Man up, Radcliffe.

So what then? Is this dude gay or whut?

Maxwell, please stop speaking in Klingon.
The Mighty One will be upset with you.

You know who’s not gay? The dude sporting the fuzzy wristband. That’s all man right there!

When he gets older, Daniel Radcliffe is going to have a gray face.