07.17.09 THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS
Is it just me, or does Daniel Radcliffe seem like the guy at the party at whom you smile and nod politely while trying to back away as quickly as possible?
“It’s wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that’s possibly why I’m quite camp, and some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It’s always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don’t go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said “Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He’s got a gay face!” [Laughs] I really don’t know what a gay face is. But I think it’s wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I’m not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay.” [MovieFone via Vulture]
Man, talk about a Dumbledork. It doesn’t help that I imagine everything he says in the tone of “Look, Mother! I made strawbry pudding!” Fact: Ryan Gosling tried to be friends with Daniel Radcliffe and even he gave up after two weeks.
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THE ANDY ROONEY OF FRUITY WEIRDOS
In Daniel’s defense, his face only looks gay when his mouth is wrapped around a dude’s “magic wand”.
…some people think I’m gay when I meet them…
Keep it up with the pink clothes and accessories, that’ll help for sure.
A CANUCKS FAN WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH??? BAH!
You know how I know he’s gay?
He uses the word “camp” to describe himself
Just because you like to fuck horses doesn’t mean you’re gay.
It’s not gay if one of you is dressed like a chick, or if you’re really drunk. It is gay that he’s Harry Potter and that he’s Daniel Radcliffe, however.
GUy’cha! Hey, Radcliffe, nice suit! Does it come in 5X…err…He means, hetero?
nom-wurd
Fag-bashicus!
I prefer to envision him with a cockney accent: “Snog ya bum for a schilling guvna?”
I don’t know what a “gay gace” is either, but I bet a picture Daniel Radcliffe’s face is the only definition at Urban Dictionary.
Look, I have nothing against homosexuals, but I fucking hate Harry Potter fans, so I hope this guy gets AIDS and dies.
Is gay face like black face?
I think she’s tremendous.
To anyone who got that reference: either you’re gay or a chick or a gay chick, and we can be friends. See you at the meetings. I’ll be the one holding seven toaster ovens.
You know how I know he’s gay?
His dick tastes like shit
You know how I know he’s gay?
He rides a stick while another is in his hand.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He was delighted to find out his head-master was gay
If he wants to be gay, it’s his choice, whatever, but good luck. Even ugly gay people have a hard time getting laid. And he’s a real CockerDaniel!
If you made it through that, you passed the test, congratulations! You now have access to my funny jokes.
You know how I know he’s gay?
He is the only one who still hasn’t seen Emma Watson’s vagina.
[Editorial sidenote regarding the "gayfaces" tag: it's always singular even when applied to groups. Remember that for next time you click past an episode of American Idol.]
You know how I know he’s gay?
He blew me
You know how I know he’s gay?
He casts spells with jazz hands
Nom, you’ve got funny jokes?
You know how I know he’s gay?
He frequents a bar called ‘The Sorcerers Spellbook’
that was the joke erswi, that was the joke.
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