TERRORISTS WHIFF IN ATTEMPT ON HEIGL
07.20.09
(One way or another, the Sheik would have what she was having)
An international press junket for Katherine Heigl’s The Ugly Truth at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills had to be moved after a bomb threat emptied the building.
So what did Sony execs do? Shepherd all the junketeers including the movie stars and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association from the green median on Burton Way across the street to the nearby restaurant Il Cielo — and set up the junket there until the hotel gave the all-clear signal. As my source emailed, “Publicists never give up.” [DHD]
Meanwhile, terrorists are lazy, apparently. The people who made The Ugly Truth and a room full of publicists? Talk about a missed recruiting opportunity. Deliver that bomb via a white guy with dreadlocks listening to techno in his car and trust me, the whole world would ululate as one.
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ululate ?
That’s the little thingy that hangs down the back of your throat. DUH!!!
It’s when Arabs whoop and hollar like injuns. What am I, google?
The steady breathing of the 300 at his back, ready to die for him without a moment’s pause. Everyone of them ready, to die. The Hollywood Foreign Press had faced death before and were ready to give themselves up for the story that will be old by tomorrow. But what do they care about the ways of the world. THIS IS HOLLYWOOD!
What the fuck dZ? You don’t remember the “Have a Coke and a Ululate” ads?
Oh, it wasn’t a threat. That damn movie was already in the building.
So, Knocked Up is sexist, but predictable, pandering, unfunny romantic comedies based on gender stereotypes are okay?
Dammit, Katherine Heigl, I hope your movie bombs. (Haha, puns!)
Looks like Saddam just crawled out of Katherine’s spider hole.
That dude’s having dinner with an evil dictator and an evil dick-bater!
BANNER PIC:
Gerard: Um…Katherine. I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be the one cumming from a handjob.
Bomb.. emptied the building..
Are you sure this story isn’t about the premiere?
This original scene is right before the really original scene where Butler serenades her with “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling.”
You’re just seeing Katherine earning her dessert.
Katherine is demonstrating her patented Heiglich maneuver.
Okayfine, I’ll go to work.
The chinobot got stuck in a do loop.
So, uh, Paper Heart movie. What’s the deal with that?
Banner Pic:
When Hairy Met Sally.
She’s just getting a tip for the waiter.
Katherine took that “Get a grip” comment from Gerard a little too seriously.
Gerard: Jerking us both off at the same time feels great Katherine but you mind using two hands.
I starting ululating when I was thirteen, personally.
This isn’t even news…I have better things to do with my time good sirs *throws shit on the wall*
Whiffing a Heigl can be dangerous. Instead, try wafting the fumes towards you.
In a related headline:
Heigl Queefs In An Attempt At Butler.
Further proof that terrorists are crazy. I mean, would you want to whiff Katherine’s junket??