Comments on: SMURFS PLOT SOUNDS KINDA LIKE MAC & ME http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:08:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209488 First Class Male Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:02:35 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209488 I'd smurf the smufin' smurf out of her. I’d smurf the smufin’ smurf out of her.

]]> By: Notron http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209487 Notron Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:33:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209487 A 20 something chick (about a 8 of 10) falls for a 40 something fat vampire that falls alot. The catch? Cant reproduce because as we all know vampire and humans spawn only 2 things: zombies (fullgrown running kind in litters of 100) or Dustin Diamond (again fullgrown in litters of 100). But there is a planet where these two can produce a semi-normal child who grows up to be the religious prophet of the sand planet and can ride sandworms and such. (sandworms being zombies is optional to set up trilogy) Coming to theaters: Paul Blart: Vampire or Paul Blart and the twilight dune A 20 something chick (about a 8 of 10) falls for a 40 something fat vampire that falls alot. The catch? Cant reproduce because as we all know vampire and humans spawn only 2 things: zombies (fullgrown running kind in litters of 100) or Dustin Diamond (again fullgrown in litters of 100). But there is a planet where these two can produce a semi-normal child who grows up to be the religious prophet of the sand planet and can ride sandworms and such. (sandworms being zombies is optional to set up trilogy) Coming to theaters: Paul Blart: Vampire or Paul Blart and the twilight dune

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209486 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:00:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209486 Nasty Smurfette wants your "Center" to "penetrate the paint". Nasty Smurfette wants your “Center” to “penetrate the paint”.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209485 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:41:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209485 Q. What's blue, rhymes with "vet" and gives bad head? A. Jango Fett. Q. What’s blue, rhymes with “vet” and gives bad head?

A. Jango Fett.

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209483 TengoDooter Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:15:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209483 Nasty Smurfette likes to palm balls while she is travelling. Nasty Smurfette likes to palm balls while she is travelling.

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209482 TengoDooter Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:11:35 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209482 Nasty Smurfette once got raped by Kobe Bryant but she didn't report it. (because she's nasty) Nasty Smurfette once got raped by Kobe Bryant but she didn’t report it. (because she’s nasty)

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209481 TengoDooter Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:07:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209481 Nasty Smurfette is a natural blue but she dyes her hair Meadowlark Lemon. Nasty Smurfette is a natural blue but she dyes her hair Meadowlark Lemon.

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209480 TengoDooter Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:56:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209480 I tried courting Nasty Smurfette but I caught her in the shower with a bunch of tall black guys. (sorry, that's the extent of my basketball knowledge.) I tried courting Nasty Smurfette but I caught her in the shower with a bunch of tall black guys.

(sorry, that’s the extent of my basketball knowledge.)

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209479 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:53:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209479 Has anyone ever seen Tara Reid and Nasty Smurfette in the same room? Has anyone ever seen Tara Reid and Nasty Smurfette in the same room?

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/smurfs-plot-sounds-like-mac-me#comment-209478 ChinoMoreno Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:34:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16207#comment-209478 Nasty Smurfette encourages inside penetration. Nasty Smurfette encourages inside penetration.

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