07.22.09 SCORSESE’S FACKIN’ SHUTTER ISLAND POSTAH

Randy Quaid: “Sorry, island’s full!”

If I were better at Photoshop*, I’d do one with Michael J. Fox and call it “Shudder Island”.

*less lazy

My Aunt Jenny is a patient 58. Is that who Leo is looking for?

Someone is missing, but I’m sure I’ll find him with this match.

Well, if Leo’s fixin’ to smoke ‘em out, he’s gonna have to light a lot of fucking farts.

I wouldn’t say he walks through the raindrops as much as I’d say he tiptoes through the tulips.

Who fahted? Yeah queeah

Someone is missing, and the creepiest lighthouse station ever erected is a good place to start looking.

Heh. Erect.

Shutter Island is where you leave women who don’t know how good they got it.

Mutter Island is where you sorta… sometimes… mm, er…somethingsomethingelse…

Sutter Island is where they keep the Stanley Cup in the off-season.

Gutter island is both bowling AND drunk-friendly.

** looks around, takes off bra **

Butter Island has lots of ugly chicks but who cares, LOOK AT THAT RACK.

You took off your bra? Why don’t you go back to your home on Slutter Island?

Cutter Island is full of emos wearing black, moaning about how traumatic highschool is.

Clutter Island is where most of my coworkers exist during the day.

Oh thank god I’m not alone. Fine, I’ll stop drinking at lunch*

*I’ll NEVER stop drinking at lunch

Stutter island is buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh really nice this time of year.

Putter Island is where the Canucks will be once the regular season ends.

*picks up bra, places on head, goes back to uploading data for virtual woman, hits enter*

Fuck. Needs more power.

I always keep matches to light in my home on Shitter Island.

Hi, ladies*.
*starts thinking of threesome

Sputter island is nevermind, I’m done. I see what’s going on, it’s quittin time for you guys.