This is the first poster for Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island… Hee hee! I’m totally joking! This is the real poster. Aren’t I zany? I just couldn’t resist. Because people often light matches when someone farts, you see.
It stars Leonardo DiCaprio. The poster seems to say, “This guy. Walks. Through the raindrops.”
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Randy Quaid: “Sorry, island’s full!”
If I were better at Photoshop*, I’d do one with Michael J. Fox and call it “Shudder Island”.
*less lazy
My Aunt Jenny is a patient 58. Is that who Leo is looking for?
Someone is missing, but I’m sure I’ll find him with this match.
Well, if Leo’s fixin’ to smoke ‘em out, he’s gonna have to light a lot of fucking farts.
I wouldn’t say he walks through the raindrops as much as I’d say he tiptoes through the tulips.
Who fahted? Yeah queeah
Someone is missing, and the creepiest lighthouse station ever erected is a good place to start looking.
Heh. Erect.
Shutter Island is where you leave women who don’t know how good they got it.
Mutter Island is where you sorta… sometimes… mm, er…somethingsomethingelse…
Sutter Island is where they keep the Stanley Cup in the off-season.
Gutter island is both bowling AND drunk-friendly.
** looks around, takes off bra **
Butter Island has lots of ugly chicks but who cares, LOOK AT THAT RACK.
You took off your bra? Why don’t you go back to your home on Slutter Island?
Cutter Island is full of emos wearing black, moaning about how traumatic highschool is.
Clutter Island is where most of my coworkers exist during the day.
Oh thank god I’m not alone. Fine, I’ll stop drinking at lunch*
*I’ll NEVER stop drinking at lunch
Stutter island is buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh really nice this time of year.
Putter Island is where the Canucks will be once the regular season ends.
*picks up bra, places on head, goes back to uploading data for virtual woman, hits enter*
Fuck. Needs more power.
I always keep matches to light in my home on Shitter Island.
Hi, ladies*.
*starts thinking of threesome
Sputter island is nevermind, I’m done. I see what’s going on, it’s quittin time for you guys.
Flutter Island is fucking gay.
DAMN YOU Swi for coming up with that. Ten minutes and I still coudln’t think of a Flutter Islant.
**curtsies
Say hello to Mudder Island for me.
Butter Island is heart stoppingly gorgeous
Lonely Island is on a boat!! Niggaz!!
Qatar Island is made of sandbags and concrete and costs 10 million Euros an acre.
ON A FUCKIN BOAT!!1!
I want to mooove to Udder Island.
(No, I don’t. That’s fucking gross)
I’m going the Nutter Island.
Where I hardly know her.
Diremutter Island is named after Crappy.
First time I blew my load was on Sumter Island.
Tell me that wasn’t spooky, noMo. What am I thinking right now?
There is an over population of deer on Rutter Island.
Pigs don’t wear pants on Fudder Island.
Crap, I know what you’re thinking and you need to get your mind out of Gutter Island. I was here first!
strutter island is all runways
If I ruled the world, Nutter-Butter Island would be right next to Udder Island.
I spent the night on Slutter Island once and brought home a bunch of crabs.
All the people on Pudder Island act like a bunch of dicks.
the gutter thailand is how david carradine died
someone better call the fire department, i dont think a mental hospital thats on a 45 degree angle is up to code.
Cutter Island may be for emo kids…but Daniel Stern still practices his sweet Bicycle skills there…fucking rich kids!
a-Nutter Island would’ve been a better place to go.
SPOILER ALERT!!! Neal McDonough is missing
Mutta’ Island is where all the Jersey kids go for gobbagool and to do their laundry. Those popped colors won’t clean themselves.
Why don’t you go back to whore island!
So, has Scorcese made any good movies after Raging Bull?
I like both Casino and Goodfellas better than Raging Bull.
Yeah those are good I must say, but Raging Bull just had that extra oomph. Casino and Goodfellas are pretty much straightforward stories.
Innit.