Comments on: *THAT’S* SCARLETT JOHANSSON? http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:00:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207612 Stinky Peet Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:15:24 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207612 <i>Redheads are fiery and bold, blondes are sexy and ditzy and brunettes are the intelligent ones. That’s it. Fact.</i> You forgot the gray ones, in my experience they're usually grateful. Redheads are fiery and bold, blondes are sexy and ditzy and brunettes are the intelligent ones. That’s it. Fact.

You forgot the gray ones, in my experience they’re usually grateful.

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207597 JessicaD Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:39:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207597 I love that Rourke is basically doing the same pose as her on the cover. And he's actually more attractive whilst doing it. I love that Rourke is basically doing the same pose as her on the cover. And he’s actually more attractive whilst doing it.

]]> By: nominus http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207596 nominus Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:37:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207596 She can duck all she wants, I can still shoot her with my crossbow. She can duck all she wants, I can still shoot her with my crossbow.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207595 Crapbasket Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:36:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207595 I got the Mick ups! I got the Mick ups!

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207593 Crapbasket Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:29:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207593 When I look at that right banner and think, <i>On your Mark</i>, I fap. When I look at that right banner and think, On your Mark, I fap.

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207592 JessicaD Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:28:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207592 BTW, that's got to be by far the worst head job Downey has gotten since prison. And by head job I mean the photoshop that EW did there (what did you think I meant? Perverts.) BTW, that’s got to be by far the worst head job Downey has gotten since prison.

And by head job I mean the photoshop that EW did there (what did you think I meant? Perverts.)

]]> By: Lester Hayes Mayes http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207591 Lester Hayes Mayes Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:28:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207591 This has been bad casting from the start. Black Widow is very sultry and exotic; Scarlett, bless her heart, is a well-proportioned bland cow. This has been bad casting from the start. Black Widow is very sultry and exotic; Scarlett, bless her heart, is a well-proportioned bland cow.

]]> By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207590 First Class Male Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:27:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207590 @oski Don't I know it. WAIT! @oski

Don’t I know it. WAIT!

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207589 Crapbasket Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:27:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207589 [crappy comes back from a duece at top secret military industrial research lab] Crappy: o/'<i>...that's why I am, that's whyyyy...o/'[flips on light, sees right banner pic] AHHHH!! SHITOUTTACUNT who the fuck?! Black Widow: I'm here to steal the plans for the Ball Spark. You gonna stop me? C:[looks her up and down] Naw, we're cool. BW: [takes Ball Spark plans, jumps into ventilation duct. Inside she collides with Jack Bauer] AHHH!! GRUDGEFUCKAPUCK!! Who the hell...? JB: [yelling/growling] I'm Jack Bauer and I'm here to recover...[looks at right banner pic but in duct]... naw, carry on.</i> [crappy comes back from a duece at top secret military industrial research lab]
Crappy: o/’…that’s why I am, that’s whyyyy…o/’[flips on light, sees right banner pic] AHHHH!! SHITOUTTACUNT who the fuck?!
Black Widow: I’m here to steal the plans for the Ball Spark. You gonna stop me?
C:[looks her up and down] Naw, we’re cool.
BW: [takes Ball Spark plans, jumps into ventilation duct. Inside she collides with Jack Bauer] AHHH!! GRUDGEFUCKAPUCK!! Who the hell…?
JB: [yelling/growling] I’m Jack Bauer and I’m here to recover…[looks at right banner pic but in duct]… naw, carry on.

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/scarlett-johansson-black-widow#comment-207587 JessicaD Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:25:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15758#comment-207587 Now there will be conflict in the household since she's got her Marvel series and he's got his DC movie. They have to hate one another now, its in the rules. Now there will be conflict in the household since she’s got her Marvel series and he’s got his DC movie. They have to hate one another now, its in the rules.

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