07.11.09 SATURDAY PHOTOSHOP

Did you just make a Beyonce reference?

Did I just catch a Beyonce reference?

*shudder*

Sooo… Donny Darkos sniffing captain crazy huh? This photos shops fucking boring, im outta here, back to the arcade where i can play Mortal Kombat 1 for an hour for just one dollar. A DOLLAR AN HOUR PEOPLE! *punches air like MVP tard*

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Umm, what?

Did Ryan Reynolds officially get Green Lantern? Twitter was all abuzz with it last night.

At least I think it was. Either that, or #ryanreynolds and #greenlantern were the guest hosts for #aots1000.

I’m not sure because I don’t speak retard.

Less of a stretch for Jake to stare longingly at Christopher Walken than at Ms. Portman.

I also have a suit that looks good from the front but is just tied off in the back. I got it from a fat corpse.

Variety says that Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern is official.

Which means I am now officially seeing that movie.

@Vince, you wouldn’t happened to get that “put a ring on it” reference from me in the last green lantern post did ya?
*nudges with elbow
did ya? did ya?

I’m guessing Punchface Thunderdog is a fat dude, and Brothers isn’t a Tyler Perry flick.

Walken looks especially dashing with Jon Voigt’s haircut from Heat.

Christopher Walken comes with a defense mechanisms to fend off any predators, such as Jake. Once the predator penetrates Walken’s tail it detaches so Walken can escape. The tail will regenerate later.