07.12.09 RYAN REYNOLDS WILL WEAR YOUR RING, GIRL
Answering the prayers of literally hundreds of internet nerds, Ryan Reynolds has been chosen to star in Warner’s Green Lantern movie. Production is expected to start in January with Martin Campbell directing and a budget of around $200 million. On Friday it was reported that Warner had narrowed their potential Green Lanterns to Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, and Brad Cooper. Reynolds already played Deadpool in Wolverine (which Fox still wants to spinoff into its own movie) and for a while was in talks to play The Flash. So probably he seemed like the least creative option, and that’s what committees of businessmen usually go for. Not that there’s anything wrong with Ryan Reynolds. He seems perfectly capable of wearing tights and a power ring, and as far as anyone can tell, he’s nothing like Cam Gigandet. Also, and this is neither here nor there, but I think Justin Limbersnake would be a really good porn name.
[via Variety]
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RYAN REYNOLDS WILL WEAR YOUR RING, GIRL
From IMDB: A man is granted a mystical green ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers, as well as membership into an intergalactic squadron tasked with keeping peace within the universe.
Is this a biopic on Tom Cruise?
He got the role by getting the Warner execs to inadvertently look at his dick with a green glow stick in his pee hole.
Thruston Timbersnake woud be even better.
He was also in Blade Trinity, which makes three comic book characters.
But it’s a good excuse for him to be hot and (hopefully) shirtless, so I approve wholeheartedly.
And, hey, it’s still better than romantic comedies.
But how did we get to scraping the bottom of the comic book barrel so quickly?
I know it isn’t a very deep barrel, but still.
Who’s the beard?
Perhaps we could flip the banner pic with the thumbnail?
“115 Things You Can’t Miss This Summer” is obviously referring to Reynold’s muscles.
Who’s Reynold?
Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern. Scarlett Johansson is the Black Widow.
Guess we know who wears the frilly panties in that household.
justin timberlake reminds me of that guy from nsync…what was his name, joey fatone?
Brad Cooper may have missed the title role, but he’s a lock-in to play the Green Arrow in Green Hornet 2: I Love You, Brad Cooper.
So, what is Cam Biganget like, Vince?
Cam Biganget told me his balls taste like root beer. I’m just saying.
Wasn’t this movie gay enough when it was called Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
I would make a sun tea out of Ryan Reynolds’ dirty boxers.
When is the fucking 2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place movie coming out? That shit was genius!
Ryan Reynolds would never have to audition to wear my o-ring.
Pauly, you so crazee!
*winks at Eibz*
Holla, girlfriend!
Ryan Reynolds: Hey, Pauly did you here? I’m got the lead role in the Green Lantern movie!
Pauly: …[puzzled look]
Ryan: You know, the comic book character?
Pauly: …
Ryan: They made it into a movie and I’m starring in it…
Pauly: …
Ryan: I’m going to be the Green Lantern…
Pauly: So, like, how come it was called “Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj” if you weren’t in it?
Eibmoz, I have the “2 Girls Fucking a Pizza Guy” movie at my place. It’s cheesy, but good!
If you have to wear a snorkel when you fuck, then you’re doing something right.
Pauly: So, like, how come it was called “Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj” if you weren’t in it?
Well, Burt Reynolds wasn’t in “Smokey and the Bandit 3: Smokey Is the Bandit”.
Did I just open a wormhole?
The concept of the Green Lantern is pretty lame. Here is a magic ring, you are now a superhero. At least try and involve radiation or mutaion or something.
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