Comments on: HEY GIRL, OF COURSE I’LL FILL YOUR GAS CAN

By: or a brooch

or a brooch — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:48:02 +0000

Oh hey man, what are you listening to? Dead Man’s Bones? Here’s a fiver to pay off your iTunes. Download music legally, bro, and I thank you for your support.

By: JohnnyAwesome

JohnnyAwesome — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:46:51 +0000

Hey girl, I know you caught me at the gas station, but it ain’t for my car. I drive a hybrid cause I love the earth, almost as much as I love you.

Haha, no not physically, girl. A hug is more than enough for me.

By: Mighty Boosh

Mighty Boosh — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:34:35 +0000

hey girl, looks like your seat belt is broken. It’s ok I’ll just sit behind you and wrap my arms around your seat. Safety first girl.

By: Thunderdan

Thunderdan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:05:30 +0000

hey girl, “shotgun” sounds so negative, let’s call it “front seatsies”

By: boomking

boomking — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:43:41 +0000

Hey girl, I don’t pump gas, I gently massage.

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:28:28 +0000

“Hey girl, I can’t go for a walk with you. That would be insensitive to my friend in the wheelchair.”

By: maelzo

maelzo — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:20:16 +0000

It’s going to be hard to get us off foreign oil when Gosling makes it look so sexy.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:09:53 +0000

Lince, how many Gosling threads does He have to boycott before you get it???

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:08:45 +0000

Hey girl, let me go get your slushee. I took a year of Farsi at Cambridge so I could intern at the U.N.

By: Mighty Boosh

Mighty Boosh — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:04:57 +0000

Hey girl, I’ll be right back with the gas. Let me tip my friend for the ride here. Ha ha, love you wheels.