Ryan Gosling was back in LA recently after filming Blue Valentine on the east coast, when one of his friends ran out of gas. Naturally, Baby Goose filled his spare gas can and delivered it to the friend in need, but not before he could give $5 to a homeless guy in a wheelchair. “Hey, Girl, do you need a ride somewhere? Just hop on my Vespa. My motto is ‘gas, class, or mass, everyone rides for free.’ I also have a pickup at home. I don’t drive it ’cause it’s bad for the environment, but I keep it around in case I need to help you move, girl.”
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Hey girl, I’ve also got a 10,000 foot extension cord in case you drive a hybrid.
For a homeless guy, he’s got some expensive gear.
If it’s Ryan Gosling, then it should be called Blue Ball Valentine cause he’ll wait until marriage to have sex.
Even if she doesn’t marry him.
hey girl, i only use shell gasoline because the name implies safety and security
hey girl, i only use bp gasoline because i like to think of us as “best pals”
Hey girl, do you wanna 76 later? That’s where only our backs touch so we don’t succumb to temptation.
Those George Foreman grills do come in all shapes and sizes. I don’t think George needs the money, Baby Goose.
He girl, I only buy high octane because I don’t want people to deal with dirty gross engine sludge.
Hey girl, wear these arm floaties if we’re gonna car pool.
Hey girl, I know you called but I couldn’t answer it while I was pumping gas.
Hey girl, this gallon of gas cost me $3, but I’m throwing the hug in for free.
Hey girl, it’s ok if you flood the engine. That just gives us more time to talk and hold hands.
Hey girl, i know these jeans are tight. I donated the extra fabric to those less fortunate. I’ll get by.
Hey girl, please refrain from saying things like “pumping gas” or “fill ‘er up.” You know euphemisms make me uncomfortable.
Hey girl, I know I said I’d get you a bag of Bugles when I got you gas, but I gave the money to a handi-capable guy.
Ha, ha! I’m just kidding. I got your Bugles, too.
Hey girl, cars run on gas, but I run on true love.
Hey girl, once we get your car started, you can go back to the gas station for a car wash. We got $3 off.
Hey Girl, I’m watching Destroy Build Destroy right now and I’m kind of feeling guilty for getting turned on by a 14 year old girl. I think it’s important to share everything.
Hey girl, like my Air Jordan tee? I think black people are less scary once they’ve retired.
Unless they’re in wheelchairs. Creepy!
Hey girl, I’ve got gas! LOL, just kidding, I always break wind outside.
Hey girl, is that a butterfly tattoo on my left forearm near the elbow? Of course it maybe is.
Hey girl, please stand back. The sparks between us could be dangerous.
Ha ha! I don’t love you, Matches!
Hey girl, please turn around while I slowly stick my nozzle in your can. I don’t want to seem suggestive.
Hey bro, here’s ten bucks. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.
Hey girl, did you know you can calculate our passion with the (R+M)/2 method? Oh, R and M are both infinity and 2 is us.
Hey girl, I can’t top it off.
Hey girl, I’ll be right back with the gas. Let me tip my friend for the ride here. Ha ha, love you wheels.
Hey girl, let me go get your slushee. I took a year of Farsi at Cambridge so I could intern at the U.N.
Lince, how many Gosling threads does He have to boycott before you get it???
It’s going to be hard to get us off foreign oil when Gosling makes it look so sexy.
“Hey girl, I can’t go for a walk with you. That would be insensitive to my friend in the wheelchair.”
Hey girl, I don’t pump gas, I gently massage.
hey girl, “shotgun” sounds so negative, let’s call it “front seatsies”
hey girl, looks like your seat belt is broken. It’s ok I’ll just sit behind you and wrap my arms around your seat. Safety first girl.
Hey girl, I know you caught me at the gas station, but it ain’t for my car. I drive a hybrid cause I love the earth, almost as much as I love you.
Haha, no not physically, girl. A hug is more than enough for me.
Oh hey man, what are you listening to? Dead Man’s Bones? Here’s a fiver to pay off your iTunes. Download music legally, bro, and I thank you for your support.