Hey girl. I came here with my friend, baby sloth, to let you know that it’s okay to take it slow. Haha, get it, girl? Because he’s a sloth? Just kidding, girl, that’s not even really me in the picture, it’s Anderson Cooper. That’s photoshop, girl. But I still mean what I said about taking it slow.
Anyway, girl, here’s some pictures of me on the set of my new movie, All Good Things. Haha, they let me play with a dog. And no, I didn’t mean Kirsten Dunst, that’s really mean, you guys.
Hey girl, I wore my other tuxedo shirt.
[picture source = here, thanks to RoboPanda for the tip, style bite from fyeahryangosling]
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Ryan Gosling doesn’t like Photoshop. He thinks its dishonest.
Hey girl, this sloth is one of the seven cuddly sins.
We can snuggle, but don’t worry girl, you won’t be woken up because I need to satisfy my primal urges.
Hey girl, this sloth is just as cute and cuddly as all the stuffed animals I have prepared to give you for every major holiday and anniversary.
Hey girl, All Good Things is also what I call the menu at Ruby Tuesday.
Hey girl, I’m sad because I had to let the sloth go. It just got too wild for me.
Haha, I’ll miss you Scratches.
Hey girl, here’s the proof that I told TMZ I was seeing a sloth not a slut. Okay?
Hey girl, are you into heavy petting? Petting of cute animals, of course.
Hey girl, I am such a furry.
Hey girl, I like this sloth because he takes it slow, just like me.
Hey girl, I think we should wait until we marry to dry-hump.
Jesus, I dick-stepped Vince. That’s gotta be a new low.
Hey girl, Baby Goose takes baby steps.
Hey girl, I’m kinda jealous of this sloth because he gets to spend his whole day hugging trees.
Hey girl, it’s ok if you put on a few pounds. As you can see in these pictures, I adore huskies.
Hey girl, my buddy Donk just d-stepped on Vince. Will you give vince these marzipan bunnies I crafted and tell him Donk says he’s sorry? He’s not the type to do it himself, but I know his heart.
Ryan Gosling used to poop rainbows until he started feeling bad for the color brown.
Ryan Gosling’s favorite part of porno movies is the kiss after the blowjob, because “Hey girl I would never make you eat anything I wouldn’t eat myself.”
hey girl, i would never try to stick it in your anderson pooper unless you asked…politely
Can we get the unphotoshopped picture of AC with the sloth?? Just for like, reference.
Well girl, the tooth of the matter is… uh…. oh god im sorry…