CELEBRIPOCALYPSE 2009 CONTINUES
07.06.09Do you think the rash of celebrity deaths this year is an aberration, or is it just that there are more and more celebrities every year, and more celeb deaths is just a side effect of that that we’ll eventually get used to. Like, in the future, will there be a story every day about how New York from Flava of Love succumbed to Hepatitis D 
or Mystery from the Pick-Up Artist choked on a feather boa?
Anyway, so this was a longwinded and totally inappropriate way to begin a report about former Defense Secretary Robert McNamara, who died today at the age of 93. McNamara was featured in the Oscar-winning 2003 Errol Morris documentary The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara, which I would highly recommend to any of you ignorant sluts who haven’t seen it. He also did a lot of other really important and controvertial things in his life, but we only care about the time he sort of starred in a movie. Haha, I love you, frivolous nonsense profession.
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They should store his head in a jar and let him hang out with Kissinger all day.
Just wait until Fred Thompson kicks the bucket…
I even loved him in his VH1 series…”Robby Mac Date Attack” it followed Henry Kissinger’s show “A Kiss for Kissinger”
In that lower pic, it looks like Robert McNamara is showing me how to make-out with a chick and feel her up at the same time.
McNamara was also an accomplished chef, and his tomato sauce was some of the best I’ve tasted.
To think, I’ll never be able to have McNamarinara again.
That pic of McNamara at the bottom looks like that Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark in mid-face melt.
I kinda like the time he spent making sure the U.S. and Russia didn’t fire nukes at one another.
Kirk Douglas is next to go. I’m taking bets. Spartacus is a goner by October.
Damn, and he was only 29 years past his retirement date… It always happens like this.
Robert and his 8 brothers were so good at baseball that they formed their own team, the McNamariners.
Robert was a skilled celebrity impersonator.
My personal favorite was McNamarilyn Monroe.
Wow…McNamara was a looker wasn’t he. Is it possible for someone to actually decompose before they’re dead?
Robert was an accomplished long-distance runner. He once won the Boston McNamarathon.
He played as my favorite Star Wars character Mcnamara Jade
If there was a story every day about somebody from Flava of Love or the Pick-Up Artist dying every day, I’d be a much happier person.
Every day, every day, every day.
Robert was the inspiration for the song ‘The Beautiful People’ by McNamaralyn Manson.
Robert is survived by his wife, who said they lived a life of McNamarital bliss.
McNamara was known as the Architect of the Vietnam War. I hope he never designed any houses.
He was married? I didn’t think he was the McNamamarryin’ type.
As secretary of defense, he once threatened a West African nation, saying that he “would leave it a smoking crater and rename it McNamauritania.”
Robert was also a video game enthusiast and programmer. He created a computer game known as Super McNamario Brothers.
Poor Robert’s life could have been saved, if only he had gotten that McNamarrow transplant he needed.
I’ve got Frank Carlucci next on the former secretaries of defense death pool.
I hope there are 58,000 or so GIs waiting for this guy at the gates of Heaven with the celestial equivalent of lead pipes and tire irons.
McNamarinewup!