The trailer for The Invention of Lying came out barely a week ago, and yet here’s Ricky Gervais, back with a teaser for Cemetery Junction, which he also co-wrote and co-directed with Stephen Merchant. It isn’t much, mainly just him and Merchant ripping on Ralph Fiennes. And for some reason, they give him a total pass on clearly being named “Ralph” yet making everyone refer to him as “Rafe”. I seem to remember a little film where John Goodman played the king of England and it sure as hell wasn’t “King Rafe.” Meanwhile, while I was trying to get to the bottom of this, I came upon this story from his Wiki page:
Fiennes stirred controversy in February 2007 when staff aboard a Qantas airline flight from Australia to India caught the actor leaving the same aeroplane lavatory as 38-year-old flight attendant Lisa Robertson. At first denying any allegations of a mid-air tryst, Robertson later confessed to having unprotected sex in the stall with Fiennes, whom she had met just hours before. Fiennes reportedly was en route to Mumbai, India, as a participant in AIDS awareness efforts for UNICEF. The organisation retained Fiennes as an ambassador, but Qantas ultimately relieved Robertson of her duties. One month after the airline incident, Fiennes again made headlines when he reportedly disturbed sleeping guests at Bruges, Belgium’s high-class Hotel Tuilerieen during a 5 a.m. naked pool romp with four women. The actor was a guest at the hotel while shooting the film In Bruges.
Fine, I guess if your pimp hand is that strong you can keep the silent L. Btw, sounds like he’s been stirring more than controversy, gnome sayin? Oh!
…I’m a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once rawdogged a lady in a aeroplane bafroom, I’m crazy. Allow me to de-AIDS thee. They hated Duchess but it just don’t phase me…
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/257/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/Wolverine-Yukio-Logan-EW-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/alan-partridge-in-alpha-papa-has-a-new-teaser-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/super-bowl-spot-for-world-war-z-looks-like-everything-else-weve-seen-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/video-monsters-university-teaser-trailer-from-the-bcs-championship-150x150.jpg)
I had to look him up just to remind myself what he looks like, because it didn’t make sense a guy like that would be getting mad tail everywhere he goes.
Just because he’s been in a few movies? God, chicks are whack.
straight gangsta mack
A “Cemetery Junction” is what you call it when you bang a dead body.
Fiennes reportedly was en route to Mumbai, India, as a participant in AIDS awareness efforts for UNICEF
You should see what he did to the stewardess when he was on his way to a summit about domestic violence for UNICEF…
…Ight, stop watcha doin’, cuz I’m about to ruin, the image that UNICEF is used to. My name’s funny, but yo, I’m makin’ money see, I went raw and now it burns when I pee…
Ralph Fiennes ate up all my crackers and my licorice
Oh man I just rafed all over my computer while watching reruns of Afe. That Afe is so crafty…he always makes me laugh so hard i rafe!
So Stephen Merchant has AIDS?
On a related note, Joseph Fiennes was seen leaving a Qantus Airline bathroom with the pilot.
I’m offended.
First I stuck it in bare, like the condom was broken, thrustin’ and pushin’, man I sure love pokin’
Cause in a 69 Fiennes’ nose will tickle ya rear.
Wow…I’m surprised no one has nominated lijessie58 comment.
They’re too busy checking out her site.
pssst – I’m not in there, boys.
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don’t mean nothin’, like Rafe.
Ralph Fiennes thinks Wilt Chamberlane is gay.
He’s only getting the ladies because he found his daughter in Taken. Chicks love that father-daughter stuff.
Black people, go and Hump the Ralph, go and Hump the Ralph.
White people, go and Hump the Ralph, go and Hump the Ralph.
Puerto Ricans, go and Hump the Ralph, go and Hump the Ralph.
Samoans, go and Hump the Ralph, go and Hump the Ralph.
So Eddie Murphy gets a tranny and Ralph gets a fivesome?
Life’s just not fair.
…. I was in Schindler’s List and if you missed it, I’m the one that says “The party’s over, Oskar. They’re closing us down, sending everybody to Auschwitz”…
I think ?uestlove is the only other person on earth with a harder to spell name if you’ve never seen it written out before.