RETARD PATROL BUSY DERETARDING DVDS
07.28.09Though distributor 20th Century Fox hasn’t officially commented, a few reviewers have noticed that even on the “unrated” DVD versions of Miss March, the word ‘retard’ has been carefully excised. 
There’s a scene in which two abstinence promoters are trying to frighten kids into never having sex, and they share a story about a teenager who smoked while she was pregnant, causing the baby to come out a “crack head.” Except the actress’ lips clearly weren’t saying “crack head.” Her lips looked like they were saying “retard.” The baby is mentioned twice more, each time with “retard” replaced with “crack head.” Later in the film, someone’s behavior is described as “stupid,” and again it’s clear that he originally said “retarded.” [Cinematical]
It’s highly probable Fox made the changes in response to protests of the kind that happened when Tropic Thunder came out last year. Bottom line, we all know these PC retards are out there and will protest anything they think they can hijack to advance their agenda, and it only makes it worse when you actually pay attention to them. Not that anyone should expect anything different from Fox. But go ahead, retards, ban the word retard. Fine. Now make up a new, “nice” word you think we should use instead and we’ll all go along with that too. And you know what’ll happen? 10 years from now retardism will remain uncured and your new word will be our insult. Why? Because no matter what you call it, mental deficiencies are undesirable. And that’s not going to change until we all work in Human Resources at Fox.


Are people from the south still allowed to say “retired”? Kind of offensive.
Once Scarface was shown on network TV and they changed “lesbian” to “lamebrain.” This is pretty bad though.
So the four people who saw Miss March will be disappointed?
It’s ruh-tard.
“Big Lebowski’s” fucking a stranger in the ass turning into finding a stranger in the alps is the only time these changes have ever worked. And by “worked” I mean become comedy gold.
Do retards even know when they’re being called a retard? most of the ones i bang just drool.
Retards wouldn’t even know it’s an insult if the tree-huggin’ fucking hippie douchebags didn’t give them a sign and march their retarded ass out into a street corner! Who is really exploiting the mentally handicapped now you black-footed asshole?!?!
I’m not so worried about offending retards as I am about letting those wobble-headed slobber jockies touch me. That shit could be contagious for all I know.
And again, Sofa King we Todd did is the only appropriate response.
I think “Wobble-Headed Slobber Jockies” would make a great band name. Or a Terry Gilliam movie.
BTK, it’s spelled “jockies” because they’re fucking retarded.
im tired of these monkey flippin’ snakes on this monday to friday plane!!
This is retarded!
PC retards? like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM
There are plenty of words that now mean anybody foolish that used to pertain only to those with developmental disabilities, take “idiot”, “moron”, or “brah” for example.
I be dick stepped. Thicken your tongue and say it with me, AmHS.
I’m really enjoying the mental retardation ads powered by Google on the right hand side there. Makes me feel like we’re having a real conversation about this.
Ha! I’m just fuckin’ with you. BRING OUT THE GIMP!
So I guess twenty years from now retards will be the only ones allowed to say that word, only they’ll pronounce it retar’.
I’ll just stick to calling them Lolitas so as not to offend.
This reminds me of that PSA commercial that is set at a high school homecoming. The girl starts calling the names of runners-up to homecoming queen and the winner ends up being a water-headed mongoloid. It gets me every fucking time.
True beauty: Pass it on…..
Well I guess now the joke is on Ms. Eberhardt, the school councilor, who put me in special ed when I should have been sent to rehab.
@Påüłÿ
That was the year I fucked the homecoming queen. For a Snickers bar.
(reads last paragraph)
Slow clap for Vince. (though that might have something to do with me singing “If You’re Happy And You Know It” in front of them)