Comments on: SURPRISE SURPRISE, OLD VICTORIA IS PISSED

By: Deux-Deux-Deux

Deux-Deux-Deux — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:10:52 +0000

I hope this turns out better than when my wife lost her job to someone more attractive than her. The bitch keyed my car.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:01:23 +0000

Her box has a big red button.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:01:20 +0000

Old Victoria wears a powdered wig and let me tell you, the carpet’s as dusty as the drapes. *wink wink*

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:00:10 +0000

Old Victoria wears a corset and says things like “you’ll rue the day.”

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:49:41 +0000

Meanwhile, Debra Lefevre has been recast as “Hottest teacher I have decent chance of banging.”

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:44:04 +0000

If you rub two firecrotches together, would you get a burning bush?

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:40:25 +0000

I thought it was inappropriate how the producers put Rachelle in front of the rest of the cast, used a red marker to circle her fatty areas and chanted, “BIG RED! BIG RED! BIG RED!” Girls can be so cruel.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:40:00 +0000

You know what they always say, it’s better to be pissed off than to play a supporting role in a shitty vampire movie.

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:35:16 +0000

Gingers make good vampires. They don’t need as much makeup.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:30:44 +0000

The good news is that now she stands a much lower chance of being stabbed in the heart by a Twilight fan who can’t tell fantasy from reality.