07.20.09 PRINCE OF PERSIA POSTER IS ORIGINAL
Check it out, guys, the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Prince of Persia has a poster. It’s black and white (or shall we say ‘desaturated’, for you sticklers out there) with a red detail. Gosh, I’ve never seen that before. It’s almost as if Jerry Bruckheimer was a just a hack who rips off other peoples’ crappy ideas. Meanwhile, I made a version of the same poster as envisioned by Frank Miller. Enjoy.
[via Empire - the also have another Prince of Persia poster]




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PRINCE OF PERSIA POSTER IS ORIGINAL
We saturated the colors so you don’t have to!
Pictured: Prince Ali Handjab el Sodom.
A Frank Miller Rubik’s cube is easier to solve because it’s only four-sided: Black, White, Gray, and Red.
Jake looks just like The Prince of Persia…if the Prince of Persia was into teabagging.
“Defy the Future” is what I yell when I hit children.
His hair is about as realistic and natural as the snap on hair you put on Lego men.
Uh, that’s not black and white.
Xerxes saw this poster and said…”Jeez kid. Butch up a little bit.”
Looks more like the Twink of Persia.
More like the Queen of Persia.
How can he be the Prince of the Persians when he doesn’t even like kitties?
The Prince of Persia’s favorite mode of transportation? Little Red Camel.
How in Christ’s name does Jake Gyll go from what he normally looks like to THAT?
Creative use of angles and flattering lighting, methinks.
@Al
Donnie Balco
Dude: How did you become the Prince of Persia?
PP: I ran.
@bloom
Fuck off, it’s desaturated.
Bruckheimer: You don’t like gay at all Jake. Now make sure not to forget your red sash and hair extensions.
He red sash signifies that Aunt Flo is visiting.
Is he auditioning for a Geico commercial?
Frank: “Why are you wearing that stupid He-Man suit?”
During the photo shoot, and Iraqi with a blue nutrag hanging from his belt rode by on a camel and wildly fired rounds at Jake.
In Persian, Gyllenhal means “cock puppet.”
He’s still cuter than Maggie
@Vince
Er, I’m getting some mixed signals here. You are telling me to fuck off, yet you also acknowledge that I’m right. Are you my girlfriend?
A wise man once said, you’re right, you’re just an asshole.
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