07.01.09 PAULY SHORE, BRUNO FIGHT OVER BLACK BABIES
The New York Daily News reports that Pauly Shore is upset that Brüno’s black-baby adoption is hogging all the press while Shore’s own Afridoption-themed film flies under the radar (despite, I must admit, looking pretty funny), and is even considering legal action.
There may be more trouble brewing for Sacha Baron Cohen. Comedian Pauly Shore is the latest person to threaten the “Bruno” star with legal action, claiming that an adopted-baby bit in the upcoming “Bruno” bears a striking resemblance to the trailer and tag line for his 2007 film, “Adopted.” Shore tells us he has contacted his attorney and is waiting to take legal action against Baron Cohen…
The tagline to which Shore seems to be referring (if he was even being serious, when they quote these things without context it’s hard to know if the person was taking a pensive drag on a rolled cigarette or humping a soda machine when they said it) is the “First there was Angelina, then there was Madonna, now there’s Pauly!” bit from the Adopted poster. Which is a lot like Brüno’s voiceover, “Angelina’s got one, Madonna’s got one, now Brüno’s got one,” at 1:30 of the Brüno trailer, which came out a couple months after the Adopted trailer. Still, it’s hard to prove someone ripped you off when your idea was pretty obvious to begin with. I think the obvious solution here is for each of them to train their respective black kid in a winner-take-all fight to the death. That’s how settled things back in the good old days.
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PAULY SHORE, BRUNO FIGHT OVER BLACK BABIES
No wheezing the O.J. brah.
Fucking Cohen just needs to walk into Shore’s room, toss a bag of Doritos at his sorry ass, and say, “Chill the fuck out, “MAN”!”
To which Shore responds, “Best. Lawsuit. Settlement. EVAR!…BUuuuuhhhh-DDY!” *munch munch munch*
Fuck African kids. If I adopt any kind of child, it’s going to be a feral child. It would be like having a dog and a kid at the same time. Plus, they are really good for protecting the house while you’re gone.
Racist King Solomon badly wants to preside over this lawsuit.
why would you want a black kid?
fuck that, asian makes great jordans and coach purses, and mexican kids……well mexican kids dont do shit, but im sure theyre easy scapegoats.
This is interesting ’cause I’m pretty sure Pauly Shore thinks a “lawsuit” is what you wear when you go to court.
The judge will just make Sacha change his film’s name to Adapted.
TIRED SCHTICK FIGHT!
This is fitting. Copying ANYTHING from Pauly Shore should result in a criminal hearing. Possibly death.
I tried to adopt one of those Africa babies but it didn’t work out. I clearly specified that it had to be darker than Ralph Lauren Broadway paint or it would clash with the decor. Then my assistant returns with some half-Irish mulatto baby who was Ralph Lauren Weathered Brown at most. So I sent my assistant back and told him, “You return this from whence it came and find me a Ralph Lauren Brushed Sable or so help me I will cancel your return flight and you can live with Mobutu-click-click O’Callaghan for the rest of your days.”
fyi: i just found out this weekend that ‘mulatto’ is not a term of endearment of any kind, but rather a racial epithet.
to learn more, and to learn more click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
On a related note, Spuds McKenzie and Down Town Julie Brown are about to move into a studio apartment in the Valley.
goddamn im retarded today.
btk, that’s learning 2x mothafuckas!
In the end, they’ll compromise and Pauly Shore will get to keep 3/5 of the joke.
I hate Pauly Shore cause it reminds me when drunk women would settle with me to fuck…
Pauly: Hey, wassup hot-pants. Wanna head back to my crib and make fuck?
Drunk Woman: What’s your name?
Pauly: Pauly.
Drunk Woman: Pauly?[long pause]Sure.
Wow, Mencia doesn’t even steal from Pauly Shore!
Dane Cook doesn’t even understand why Pauly Shore is funny.
I think the time is right to start up cash4blackbabies.com.
IT’S FAST! IT’S EASY! AND THE BLACK BABY KIT WAS FREE!
New up. Fuck all y’all.
Nick Nolte approves of your proposed solution.
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