07.27.09 OLIVIA MUNN’S CLEAVAGE AT COMIC CON
There’s really no more blatant way to pander to the nerds and get everyone damp under the man-boobs than sticking Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show in various cleavage-heavy outfits like Princess Leia. But while my brain is insulted, my boner refuses to be reasoned with, and the shame tears just make me jerk harder (this is why Mormons have so many kids). If one picture could sum up Comic-Con:
I’ll say this for Comic-Con: it’s the one day of the year when models really earn their paycheck. You can just imagine some poor girl dressed as the world’s sluttiest centaur getting paid to be gawked at all day thinking “I pictured Milan…” That Olivia Munn can still smile and maintain a cheerful exterior while surrounded by 15 socially inept shut-ins shouting, “Hey Olivia, I whack it to you way more than Megan Fox!” and “Hey Olivia, sign this hair doll!” and “Hey Olivia, lemme rub my greasy boner on you!” is nothing short of miraculous. She’s truly a Saint I’d like to Motorboat. (more pictures and video below)
[way more video over at G4]
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OLIVIA MUNN’S CLEAVAGE AT COMIC CON
Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde in back to back posts… are you trying to give me a heart attack?
I wonder if she’d autograph my crunchy tube sock?
You know, if she wanted to truly parlay all this power she has over nerds, she should have about 40 diplomas and six or seven PhD’s by now.
Olivia Munn seems strangely attainable…you know, given the right cocktail of sleeping pills and access to her itinerary…I mean…no, no I meant that.
Hey anyone remember back when G4 was about shows like Portal and that “cribs for video gamers abortion” called Players? Yea…me neither *ogles tits*
The best and worst part of dating Olivia Munn would be that you’d be in so many nerds’ jerk-off fantasies. On the one hand, it would be cool knowing that so many nerds are imagining themselves saving her from you as you’re about to start hitting her only to have their heroism sexily repayed. On the other hand, you’re still a major player in a guy’s jerk-off fantasy.
The great thing about Comic-Con is that the nerds finally get to just let their boners fly. The other nerds all understand.
Was that Wolverine there for 2 costume changes? If it were any other place I’d call that sad, but really he was probably just in a line for an exclusive He-Man figure that happened to weave its way past the G4 booth.
Which in and of itself is sad.
Look I’m all for boobs and all but when 7 of the 8 sponsors on the main page of the Comic Con site are movie and tv studios its time to change the brand…. *steps off soap box*
I retract my previous statement on the basis when read back even I thought it sounded wicked qeeah and retahded
Actions supposedly speak louder than words so if i was going to attend one of these nerdfests i’d probably dress as Multiple Miggs. I’d have to show some restraint though, otherwise i’d be spent before i left the parking lot.
how come this post had no boob gif?
and that video could be from a nerd rom-com, where she tries outfits for robert carradine, or michel cera.
On behalf of the infinitely hotter Drunkettes, I wonder why we didn’t think of this first.
When I read “Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde back to back,” all I could think of was how I wish they could do the “azz ta azz” scene from Requiem.
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