The sequel to Tron (now called Tron Legacy) has been doing a big push at Comic Con this week, including screening 15 minutes of footage (which you can read all about here. I only got to the part that said “And it was totally worth waiting a year for: Kinetic, delirious and full of light-cycle brilliance.” Then I had to close my computer and rub my temples for an hour).
Anyway, in the video above, you can see the unveiling of the light cycle. I dunno. I mean, I guess it’s pretty cool. It’s a little hard to judge when you can hear the guys filming say it’s “f*cking awesome!” 17 times in a row. Oh man, the Tron light cycle! I better take a picture of this to show my girlfriend when I get home!
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No, Tron. The audience will decide if this shit deserves a legacy, thank you very much.
For a second, I thought I was in the Ah Ha “Take On Me” video.
I would “accidentally” run this guy over with a semi, but I don’t think the police would buy my story.
“No, really, I never saw him coming. Shiny effing Brightlite on wheels came from out of nowhere…”
I think tampax makes something for light cycles.
Ok, truth time. Tron gave me a headache, and I was forced to watch it as part of computer class, so I hated it.
Thus endeth the truth speak.
I thought a “light cycle” was when the bitch only gets grumpy for one day a month.
Now you know how “Asteroids: The Movie” will be. Because the Tron light cycles was just the basic video game “Snakes,” but with a big Disney budget behind it to gin up a backstory and make people believe it was something more.
“Pong: The Movie” will be a metaphor for racism in America.
Fuck… sorry Nom’s dick.
Crap, I meant Light Bright. I’m an idiot.
And Hollywood producers, I expect a suitable cut of that money pie when the Light Bright movie ultimately gets made.
This is what happens when Batman starts taking E and attending raves.
This could only hope to have the legacy of A-Ha’s “Take On Me” video.
*gears up for a pipe wrench fight*
I always wondered what it would look like if they made the Orange County Choppers logo into an actual bike.
With any luck, we’ll soon see lots of young people riding motorsickles with neon lights mounted on them, that way they can look even cooler when hanging out at Sonic with the other cool people.
If it doesn’t put me into seizure, you’ve hired the wrong F/X crew. The freaks who decorate 7-11… on my list
Light Bike < Excitebike
Old up.
this is like a gay “the fast and the furious” but with motorcycles, or “the fast and the bi-curious”
In case you weren’t aware, the dork that uploaded this video isn’t just any dork, but a fellow webmaster, i.e. Devin Faraci of CHUD.com.
Ha, you are correct sir. Sorry, Buzzfeed is really bad at sourcing.