(He fills those gloves with Vaseline to keep his hands soft for Big Show)
If watching round-the-clock Michael Jackson coverage and reading the stories about a planned View-Master movie have brought you dangerously close to losing faith in humanity… you probably shouldn’t read the DVD charts.
The top-selling home video release for the week ending July 5 was 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment’s “12 Rounds,” an actioner that was one of the last films from the now-shuttered Fox Atomic division, launched two years ago to produce low-budget theatricals aimed at teens. The film also managed to snag the No. 1 sales spot with estimated unit sales of fewer than 150,000 discs, according to Home Media Magazine’s market research department.
And yes, 12 Rounds was that movie starring a WWE wrestler that combined a they-kidnapped-John-Cena’s-wife plot with a madman-toys-with-the-police plot. I think they may have even squeezed some torture porn in there. Man, if that was number one, what was number two?
“12 Rounds” was followed on the sales chart by HBO’s season five TV DVD set of “Entourage,” which debuted No. 2 and sold nearly 87% as many copies as “12 Rounds,” albeit at a much higher list price. [THR]
Well sure, I can see that. I saw an HBO first-look at Entourage the other day that said, “The boys are really growing up this season – Turtle has a girlfriend.” It’s amazing, she likes shoes and hats too! Oh my gosh, which A-list director should Vince work with next? Let’s discuss this by the pool! Haha, now Johnny Drama’s working on his tan. Classic.



I rented 12 Rounds the other day, and did not finish watching it.
I couldn’t finish reading Twilight either, so what does that tell you.
I think that means you need to up your Ritalin dosage Al. Or, switch to speed…
Whatever happened to the good old days where HBO had shows like “Oz” on. God, I miss prison rape.
Not for nothing, but I’ve never seen an episode of “Oz”. What was it about?
Of course, you could just be incapable of finishing pointless shit. The real question is, why the fuck would you start those things in the first place?
I’d rather do 12 Rounds of chemo than watch that shit.
Is that really what John Cena’s face looks like? Well I need to give Playstation 2 more credit for having lifelike graphics then.
No. 3 on the list is “Pubic Lice & Me: The Saga of Skeet Ulrich.”
John Cena, former WWE Heavyweight Champion, current “Beat Em & Eat Em” Heavyweight Champion.
Well, that one family in Kentucky has now finished all their Christmas shopping for the year, unless they release another Billy Bass with some new songs.
I also launch things aimed at teens. But they aren’t theatricals.
*whispers* They’re spitballs.
**giggles**
Are we sure that headline shouldn’t be NUMBER 1 DVD IN THE COUNTY IS… 12 ROUNDS
That’s it… I’m done… Tell your mom I love her.
You mean to tell me that taking the “Water Jug Scene” from Die Hard With a Vengeance and making it into a whole movie = Number 1 DVD sales?
I hate myself… Therefore I’m eating McDonalds for lunch
John Cena is what would have happened if Mark Wahlberg were born a boy.
Ironically John Cena’s finishing move is called the F.U.
And Ironically that’s exactly what I’d like to tell him for making this movie.
They should just go ahead and change Entourage’s title to “Douchebag Frat Boy Wish Fulfillment.”
Johnny Drama is a euphamism for Diarhea.
Turtle is much healthier.
This is not a haiku.
buttsecks is never a surprise for John Cena. It’s heavily planned (every Monday Night at 9 and every Friday Night at 8).
Even more amazing considering that the movie lacks a healthy dosage of parcours.