Comments on: NINJAS BE ASSASSINING

By: JohnnyHex8

JohnnyHex8 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:09:40 +0000

Oh goody it looks like it may be in 3D as well. I would rather it be in 4D with everyone in the audience being beaten with Kendo Sticks while they watch the movie.

By: benf

benf — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:44:16 +0000

i’m incredibly disappointed in this site.
the movie is called ninja assassin, and not one asian joke as been made?*
*shakes head, orders chinese food

By: LordReptar

LordReptar — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:04:31 +0000

They dont practice the gasps, they just hire a regular choir and without warning I hit ‘em with the goat. I gives a more organic feel to the gasps.

and by organic I mean orgasmic.

By: Dick Trickle

Dick Trickle — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:39:20 +0000

Wachowski, that ninjas got a knife!

By: Thunderdan

Thunderdan — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:38:04 +0000

tick tick tick…splooge is my most successful pickup line

By: Bloom

Bloom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:36:28 +0000

Well, V for Vendetta was godawful, so I don’t have much faith in this one.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:36:09 +0000

Oh, we also drowned all the Rho Rho Rhos. Goddamnit those fuckers were annoying.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:34:37 +0000

My fraternity of assassins took over the greek council by garotting the Tri-Lambdas and stabbing all the Alpha Betas.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:29:05 +0000

I had the misfortune of being raised by a sorority of assassins. I have some… issues.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:26:44 +0000

When you’re raised by assassins, the list of chores are:

1) Make bed

2) Take out trash

3) Kill dude

4) Feed the dog

5) Homework