07.02.09 OH JOY, ‘PREDATORS’ HAS A DIRECTOR
As if we hadn’t already beaten the dead Predator horse and taken a dump inside its skull and used its spine as dildo for homeless people*, Robert Rodriguez is producing ‘Predators’. The latest word is that they’ve hired Nimrod Antal, director of the Hungarian subway movie Kontroll (which was kind of neat), to direct. Rodriguez said of the plot:
I can’t go too much into the story right now, because we’re still writing. But it still involves a very intense group of people stranded on a Predator planet discovering unspeakable horrors (that are not always from outside their group). So like the original movie, the title does have a double meaning. [via a million-word article on AICN]
Kontroll was interesting, but the list of foreign directors who made cool flicks elsewhere only to come to Hollywood and take paychecks to do garbage is long and consonant filled. In fact, the last guy attached to this project was Neil Marshall, who followed the badass Descent with post-apocalyptic car porn Doomsday. Anyway, I think this will be great if by “intense people” they mean Christian Bale and the silent Indian guy from the first Predator and they just growl at each other like dogs for two hours.
*though to be fair, I have heard people say AVP: R is actually pretty kickass.
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OH JOY, ‘PREDATORS’ HAS A DIRECTOR
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Gotta go with Al on this. AVP and AVP:R both missed the point of the original films (Alien (fear of the unknown of Space) and Predator (fear of a much more advanced killing machine (like how a Third World Force sees the U.S. Forces), and the point of the original Comic Book (We want to see the Aliens and Predators fight each other, we don’t give a shit about the humans (Transformers, are you listening?). There’s no way the concept could have worked anyway. The audience can’t be endeared to either character, so no real story can be developed. At best, it could have been a short film.
This movie really should be directed by Brett Ratner. He lives the material.
“The Predator’s Mouth” is what I call your Mom’s vagina.
Refresh? WTF does that do? (does it cause the FilmDrunkettes to douche themselves with Sierra Mist?)
I watched 2/3rds of AVP once, cuz I was so shitfaced I couldn’t find the remote, 2/3rds of the way through I decided to go outside to piss on the daisies and kick the neighbor’s dog.
ISTFU-Minus 50 DKP, on the real.
I hope so Fist-O. It would give this whisky here a little tang.
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[gigantic eagles swoops in an rips Crappy's head off]
Isn’t AVP that movie about the Mexican who crosses the US border in search of La Chupacabra?
I liked Alien Vs. Predator when I thought it was a movie about a prison riot between the Border Brothers and the Chomos.
Alien vs. Predator is about Mexicans trying to foil the new Border Patrol technologies right?
I’m just sayin’. I mean, I haven’t SEEN AVP:R, myself. But my friend who made the George Washingto zombie picture said it was good.
That doesn’t count noMo.
Pictured: Shwarzenegger Landscaping Service, We’ll Trim Your Booooosh!
I haven’t been this excited about a sequel since I heard about Feeling Minnesota 2.
@ Vince: Did you know that Billy (the Indian guy) started out in porn and then became a Senator? True story.
Also, Did you know that I utilize Wikipedia as my first and only research tool?
*The More You Know*
Downs-Kid-Chasing-A-Duck-Then-Falling-In-A-Pond is the movie that’ll be playing in my head for the rest of this worthless workday. It’s narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Vince, have you ever seen DVDA?
IT SO COUNTS!!!
Oh, please, Robert Rodriguez, don’t fill us in on any plot points. God forbid any of the unforseen twists and turns come out about a planet full of rasta spider-mouth murderfucks and the people stranded there. Seriously, unless they come out with something awesome like predator children (not to be confused with child predators) looking like Disney characters or a twist in which we’re the real monsters (gasp!) then this is going to be two hours worth of gore porn thinly disguised as sci-fi.
two hours worth of gore porn thinly disguised as sci-fi = your mom
Slacked.
Jaw.
Faggot.
[Robocop leans patiently in corner, tapping toe, humming In Agata Da Vida]
Wetbacks and chupacabra? I knew there was a good reason I ♥ Chino.
nyup
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