Comments on: NATALIE PORTMAN IS IN THOR http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:00:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206936 FistfulOAwesome Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:36:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206936 *Late at Night* Karucakoo! Good. Everybody's gone. (Unzips pants, uses Thumb Trick) One of these days I'm going to beat my addiction to PantSuits. Until then... (Masturbates Furiously) *Late at Night*
Karucakoo! Good. Everybody’s gone. (Unzips pants, uses Thumb Trick) One of these days I’m going to beat my addiction to PantSuits. Until then… (Masturbates Furiously)

]]> By: Ian Face http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206900 Ian Face Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:56:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206900 Natalie Portman appearing in 'Thor'? How Coincidental. She's also making an appearance in my book, 'Things That Give Me A Boner'. Natalie Portman appearing in ‘Thor’? How Coincidental. She’s also making an appearance in my book, ‘Things That Give Me A Boner’.

]]> By: BadKarma http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206898 BadKarma Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:27:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206898 I can't wait to buy the toy for this one! I can’t wait to buy the toy for this one!

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206896 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:34:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206896 MaxUnwellDemon? MaxUnwellDemon?

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206894 MaxwellDemon Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:26:13 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206894 Not sure how I made the leap from Nipportman to Posner, but clearly I am unwell. Not sure how I made the leap from Nipportman to Posner, but clearly I am unwell.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206893 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:22:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206893 Too true, Robo. Also, the tides are produced by the pull of gravity from Gerald Posner's face. Too true, Robo. Also, the tides are produced by the pull of gravity from Gerald Posner’s face.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206892 RoboPanda Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:13:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206892 Gerald Posner used to be a god? So that explains Easter Island. Gerald Posner used to be a god?

So that explains Easter Island.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206889 MaxwellDemon Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:01:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206889 "forced to live among humans as punishment" That's also how the gods punished Gerald Posner. “forced to live among humans as punishment”

That’s also how the gods punished Gerald Posner.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206888 MaxwellDemon Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:58:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206888 Valhalla, I am coming. Valhalla, I am coming.

]]> By: Oski http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/natalie-portman-is-in-thor#comment-206887 Oski Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:28:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15616#comment-206887 That's more bewbs than she showed in Closer. That’s more bewbs than she showed in Closer.

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