MOVIE MAGIC NO MATCH FOR SWINE FLU
07.06.09
Rupert Grint, the guy who plays Ron Weasley in Harry Potter, is reportedly recovering from a “mild case” of Swine Flu, the pandemic that’s still going to ravage the Earth like killer bees did when we were kids, if you believe what you hear on the local news.
Christian Hodell of Hamilton Hodell management said Saturday that Grint took a few days away from the set of the latest film, but has now been able to return to work.
Man, first you name him “Rupert Grint*,” then he comes out a hideous ginger, and now he’s got swine flu? Poor kid can’t catch a break. You know, other than being a famous movie star and getting to make out with Emma Watson. God I hate my life.
*What the hell do you call a guy named Rupert, anyway? Ru? Rupe? Pert? I’m guessing he gets a lot of “hey, dipshit,” and slaps upside the head.
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Ginger and swine is a weird combination.
I call my roommate “Goopert” cause I jizzed in his bottle of Pert Plus.
[whispers]
Shhh…..it’s a secret
Should have had the headline: Ginger Ail
Swine Flu is better than the genital Hogwarts Daniel Radcliffe got from his Asian pool boy.
Cast not gingers before swine.
Based on those pics, I’m guessing you can either call him Moneybags or Daddy Longcock.
They thought he had chicken pox but realized that’s how his skin always looks.
*waves magic wand at Rupert Grint*
Porcinus Vomitus!
*Grint kindly asks Donk to stop waving his dick at the cast*
I’m sure he got this from kissing He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Rupert’s favorite western is Pale Rider.
I’m sure he got this from kissing He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
I heard the evil witch from ‘Willow’ gave it to him.
If Hollywood made a Peanuts live action movie, I think they wouldn’t have to look far to find their Peppermint Patty.
aulyD mentioned: I call my roommate “Goopert” cause I jizzed in his bottle of Pert Plus.
Any chance you’re gonna film his reaction and release it as The Pert Shocker?
Yeah, I didn’t think so… * heads to corner *
@Donk
Nice Bavmorda reference. “Filthy…PIGs!”
Rupert’s favorite actress is Ginger Rogers
His friends call him Zinc Efron.
Personally, I’d call him Rusty.
Daniel Radcliffe is fucked as soon as horse flu comes out.
I’d call him an albino, but he’s screening all incomings.
Every time I see a current picture of Emma Watson, I think she’s hot, then I feel like a pedophile.
If he got gonorrhea he’d have double fire crotch.
No, Stinky but he did come out of the shower and mentioned that one side of his hair was tingly as opposed to the other
Did you tell him that the tingle is b/c Mexicans jizz hot sauce?
In 30 years, that kid will still be fucking Emma Watson (because he’ll preserve her body in Embalming Gel).
Rupert can never get a blow job cause when chics see his crotch they can’t fight the urge to stop.
Emma Watson will Ru the day she lost her virginity to him. (Cornerus Maximus! (also the spell I cast when I sneak into Watson’s trailer)
When asked how he deals with being sick, Rupert responded by telling reporters he had learned to just Grint and bear it.