07.08.09 MMM, ANGELA LANSBURY CAMEL TOE
I was just about to break for lunch when FilmDrunkard Jessica sent me the above clip, which prominently features Angela Lansbury’s camel toe, as if I needed help building up an appetite. It’s not really film-related per se, but it’s a pretty well-crafted mashup of Lansbury talking sex and doing yoga, Zsa Zsa Gabor (with Titan from American Gladiators), and the Dancin’ Grannies. Be sure to watch until the 2:07 mark when one mature sex feline tells us what she might do “if Burt Lancaster ever came a-courtin.” It’s pretty funny if you imagine him riding a rascal scooter with a carnation in his lapel. (And not so much if you picture her huge, grey muff. But then funny again if you picture her huge, grey muff with a carnation in it).
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MMM, ANGELA LANSBURY CAMEL TOE
Who the fuck gave you a lunch break?
When Vince “breaks for lunch” it means he goes outside and dances for money.
That may be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m petrified cause they’re petrified.
“murder she wrote??” more like “boner deep throat” heyoooo
She’s a little sexpot, short and stout.
Dancing Grannies, ha ha, good one Jay.
I don’t know about the Carnation, but I hear she has plenty of experience with bedknobs and broomsticks.
a Kat Shuchter is a guy who eats out any chic older than 65
When you get that old, you’re no longer a cougar. The correct term is sabretooth tiger.
The funny thing about fucking an 88 year old Chinese woman is 30 minutes later you want to kill yourself.
her body suit is the color of metamucil for a reason
…of course, when I get older, I hope to be down as a mastabatadon.
The only way to court them is Ensure Russians.
I’ve fallen…and he can’t get it up!
FurrBurger she wrote….
I hate it when old women use their teeth when giving me a blowjob, it hurts my nipples.
I’d fuck her hips into a fine dust.
I hate you so fucking much, Vince.
I was in a “mature porn” kinda mood today, too.
Arthritic jazz hands
Looks like orthopedic camel toe.
Fucking old women is different than their younger counterparts. I’ve found it’s best to switch to Werther’s Orignals to get them in the van.
You know how you get laid by some old chic. When she’s not looking, drop some Plavix in her drink.
Does Gold Bond make a lube?
That thing’ll Murder Your Scrote!
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